Saturday, February 25, 2017

It's 7:30 on a Saturday night and I am in bed listening to @Unionmhockey. I am so very okay with this.


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This looks like a bunch of people harassing a man in his home but...okay. Call it democracy, if you want. https://t.co/EFRDvk11fc


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Wait... "Yard Goats"? Yes, when I think of Hartford, I think of...Goats...in yards. https://t.co/cquaoxvUnf


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Tweeting because I love food, @TopChefA3, and @vulture & I want to read it later. https://t.co/zLu0TknuuJ


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Well, Bryce Harper is ready for the season. #LGM


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This was an episode of Castle, right? https://t.co/TdZeyQWzzW


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Yeah but...hyperbole feels better... https://t.co/7XfeFPksP8


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Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" plays in the background. https://t.co/nLQQLISrbh


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Thinking about becoming a professional protestor because $72k is pretty good. Is it an I-9 or W-2 gig? @NRA


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Running friends: sign up for TAUR. https://t.co/XwnwaJqAeN


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Oh, look, Rensselaer County & #Heroin in @Cosmopolitan! PSA: Heroin will kill you. Don't use heroin. https://t.co/skxs6ZFfpr


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#ThankYouDonald! You promised good middle class jobs and you delivered! https://t.co/R2blRkKscY


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Adults using Harry Potter as an example deserve scorn & ridicule. https://t.co/ofTFX9yqCi


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"True Loves Waits" is devastating. Now science confirms it. https://t.co/QzVqrTBabR


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Bannon uses the word "deconstruction" to mean "burn it to the ground" and that irritates the literalist in me.


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Table 19 looks like the type of movie that would play in coach on the plane to the afterlife. (If you are going to the bad place)


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Undocumented, @nytimes, not illegal. https://t.co/rYbSe3XQOw


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So, this is what Kremlin-ology looked like. Fascinating, as is the DPRK. https://t.co/2zGgKnsCjD


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Easy breakfast. Do this people. https://t.co/T9EKWixABF


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New Exhibit! Doughboys to Dylan @renscohistsoc #RCHS @ Rensselaer County Historical Society https://t.co/2mYEzDX3dl


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I think we need to celebrate #NationalMargaritaDay! Official Website of National Margarita Day 2017 https://t.co/0RqcVNPNRT


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I gave to #ADAY4U 24-Hour Giving Challenge. U should too. https://t.co/1hjcy5aJzq


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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

It is going to be 71° F on Saturday. In February. This confuses me. I am happy for me & conflicted for others.


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.@SiobhanConnally one would hope that @Frigidaire doesn't believe in planned obsolescence for a two year old dishwasher.


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.@SiobhanConnally my hope is that @Frigidaire will replace the part gratis as this seems like a manufacturing defect.


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The dishwasher is 2 years old. We are going to need yet another control board. Thanks, @Frigidaire.


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Oh, crap. I would have headed down for this show. https://t.co/xeqkX2WtS3


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There is that county in Northern California... https://t.co/bH7G42c21B


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Milo's next media project? The Awards for Advertising American Ads https://t.co/uTR9yai6rC


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#Archer is one of the consistently best shows on television. It is also better read than you are. https://t.co/jx0i6bTlsF


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Follow up to the NC Trail Spike story. https://t.co/WFQMKikcj6


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Next thing you know...something snarky...not really feeling it today. Sorry folks. https://t.co/ebMPGfLhbd


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Monday, February 20, 2017

That's not what Jose Canseco said... https://t.co/d51uZyqfnr


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Last year they complained about not having enough rain. Come on, California, pick one. https://t.co/uDCzXxlIPg


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Fascinating story about hubris, ignorance, and bluster. Henry Ford's Brazilian Midwestern Town https://t.co/hIgNMcRShS


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North Carolina is slowly becoming a stereotype. https://t.co/r2MAwFCNFz


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Re: Girls: everyone knows a woman like Marnie. Can you identify her?


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Attn Media: as a former Saab driver, I am willing to speak on camera about Sweden.


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I like this. I like this a lot. It is absurd but I like it. #YesCalifornia https://t.co/BDjXNjnmvY


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It is the "NOT!" that is going to go down in history. https://t.co/WOPTLSS885


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Well, this is quite the read. https://t.co/zrKIbAxChN


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Now entering week two of a persistent sinus headache. Great.


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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Finally watched "Finding Dory". Didn't love it.


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