Edward “Ned” Abbott: 5/7/17

Some women have publicly expressed concern that a handsy bucket of Metamucil will grab their groins. https://t.co/DWLdN2aoK3
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 12, 2017

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Otters! Baby #Otters! https://t.co/vVsPpx1IJJ http://pic.twitter.com/8eefLal5Rr
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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Would @JohnFasoNy refer to @ChrisGibsonNY as "Professor" in a condescending manner? #AskingForAFriend https://t.co/2p5V9sDyjV
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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When @the_mckern tweeted about this yesterday, I thought I was hallucinating.

Nope. https://t.co/nImPLQdTpi
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Familia's medical issue: He will be ready to pitch Friday and y'all are obsessed with a blood clot. #LGM
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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Fascinating that a group that cannot get over the loss of the Confederacy is calling for people to drop Russian tampering.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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We need to build a wall...around WVa. https://t.co/lYgj0GvHeH
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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I have been confused three times now as my father's brother & once as my father himself.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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Perfect night to #ChaseTheMoon @ragnarrelay https://t.co/syES41Kh8k http://pic.twitter.com/m3iLxY1hiV
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 11, 2017

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We don't have skies like this in New York. #nofilter https://t.co/Z4XQm4a0Ke http://pic.twitter.com/z6kcXpstE1
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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False. The Experiment has ended. Now we have to deal with a semi-sentient tub of Metamucil tearing down sixty years of liberal democracy. https://t.co/CDZuE6LIkq
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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I am all in favor of turning West Virginia into a giant nature park & disbursing the citizens to productive states. https://t.co/b3LX6fTt3K
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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History will record May 9th as the #DayOfTheShortFingers
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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What does "Clean My Fishtank" mean? #Euphemism
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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Corporate Sponsorship. https://t.co/BsSrXtoEfP
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 10, 2017

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I suggest that @realDonaldTrump appoint @RepJohnFaso to the position of FBI Director as Faso is Trumpian in his integrity.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 9, 2017

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Attn SW Florida nurses: my Spanish comprehension is better than one would imagine.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 9, 2017

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Progressive Twitter is a grim place. It is simultaneously tragic and unintentionally comedic. #Meteor2020
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 9, 2017

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How very Florida! The code related to theft of shopping carts is quite specific but when it comes to "Stand Your … https://t.co/VvBOW7hApA http://pic.twitter.com/OaLyAcEGXM
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 9, 2017

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Ah! #Dinosaur! https://t.co/dhaYRvvwJI http://pic.twitter.com/vZQuVzIuTx
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 9, 2017

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Oh @tedcruz, go after Sec. Clinton all you want but consider the scope of the hearings...

Also, cool story, bro.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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When the All American Burger is not enough. #HotDog #ChicagoStyle https://t.co/sGmCfitjps http://pic.twitter.com/fpf4QC5x2R
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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#Pizza. Cool. Sardinian Style in Naples. https://t.co/w0Akg9gaX0 http://pic.twitter.com/zHWhZqqUmc
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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I have it from good sources that @RepChrisCollins is capable of reading, and no longer struggles with the "ch" sound. https://t.co/aA2oW70jH4
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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Love to see adults "fighting patriarchy" while having their cell phone bills paid by their parents.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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Oh @BurritoBoy, Naples, FL needs a @WolffsBiergartn. It would make my life better.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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This is how you do chips & salsa. https://t.co/6vBBEi76y1 http://pic.twitter.com/5WVgiebX33
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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Oh, this makes me feel better about spending an undetermined amount of time in #Florida. https://t.co/Hvf0z23gPm
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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This is the Arby's of leadership. https://t.co/K9B0qanAmU
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 8, 2017

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Florida doesn't have recycling as a matter of course.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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The video where I wish I had the same voice as a beloved @bbc naturalist. #Birds https://t.co/wAnnJjahLZ http://pic.twitter.com/lHnyf8DaOI
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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Is it terrifying that Le Pen gave a better concession speech than Le Grande Orange would be capable of?
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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Well done, France. https://t.co/osCRSPDBPI
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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Yes, problematic language is a systemic issue for the left. Glad to see that you are taking the time to point this out. #Hero https://t.co/VfqQ2uIXWZ
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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Watching the @Mets on Fox Sports Florida and seeing @kevinburkhardt gave me feels. #lgm
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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I still believe in @MattHarvey33. #LGM
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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Will be in Naples, FL for the @RagnarRelay #ChaseTheMoon. Is there a group running this here?
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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So @BretStephensNYT was arguing against hubris in THAT @nytimes column. Thanks @CNN for giving voice to this #hero.
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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What is the point of this piece? Oh, club teams have crappy lives?

If they wanted to go D1, they could have. https://t.co/RnHLemaVkI
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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I got my run in. #FatGuyRunning https://t.co/vfqQ3LKNm5 http://pic.twitter.com/tH1VE2u6AZ
— neddy (@ewabbott) May 7, 2017

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