Alt-Knights are a thing, apparently. Also, one can huff Scotch Guard. https://t.co/EQbLKCAR3n


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And here is something that doesn't require a Hot Take. https://t.co/0qgyF8KAnE


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Friday, June 2, 2017

Who is the audience for #BoldTV?


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Good explainer on what those unemployment numbers mean and how that number is determined. https://t.co/4BSWJbwCG1


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This is...an interesting listicle. Interesting cuts both ways. Also, umbrellas are just weird. https://t.co/ZbhVkwgB3E


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"It's like people are trying to hold me responsible for something I...like...did" #Flaked on @Netflix


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Reading the local news makes my head hurt.


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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Middle Kids covering "Don't Dream It's Over" by Crowded House. For those of you under 27, just listen. https://t.co/cFYsIM5gUR


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The decision by @netflix to cancel #Sense8 is going to be politicized, but it was just bad media.


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When I have a weirdly productive day, a day where every task was accomplished efficiently, I wonder why every day can't be like today.


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The intersection of media & academia. https://t.co/xC1QMCtHLo


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There is a special place in hell for those who send a text when an e-mail is requested.


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It only counts if it is on social media. https://t.co/Bh1ijfNNx4


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Cool story. He's a child, you muppet. https://t.co/qPIjZ42UYq


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Bringing the funny is really hard.


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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

I listen to the Smiths differently now, thanks to @ChrisGethard. #LastNightIDreamt...


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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

I love my dad. I am glad I went. I am so happy to be heading home. I miss my son, @librarypants, & the dog, as well as I my people & places.


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I ordered "three mini hamburgers" expecting #sliders. I received a lone, while delicious, hamburger cut into thre…… https://t.co/GbY4JGEBAV


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Likening it to the sweet release of death... https://t.co/mSGCOilQHw


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Listening to Pulp's #CommonPeople while in line for a @Southwest flight may be the most unintentionally ironic thing I have ever done.


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I just spent $4.99 on a @ClifBar. I mean worth it but airport prices, man.


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On my way to RSW. Home today.


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Monday, May 29, 2017

Regarding Frank Deford: The National, even more than SportsCenter, framed my fandom.


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Sunday, May 28, 2017

Progressives choose weird dogs for their fights. https://t.co/sb3zQSaXGv


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From the man who said philosophy was distracting... Cool, guy. https://t.co/R4ehy9AMmQ


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Some times Florida is weird. Some times Florida is terrifying. This is one of the latter times. https://t.co/8N15Mc3NBx


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Read this book. #Borne There’s No Escape From Contamination Above the Toxic Sea, via @nytimes https://t.co/c9eZUL36Ub


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"...a review of Mr. Christian’s record did not show any known history of mental illness." Heh. https://t.co/wLZcG1TEKE


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