Friday, July 28, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

And my people in Upstate NY, sad wretches that we are, are headed to Wisconsin for those job like the President sai… https://t.co/gxocHUzUaV


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Dear @NFL: For me, it was the league reaction of domestic violence in general, & McAdoo of the @Giants in particul… https://t.co/dOTewIWu6R


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Boats are the new subway. NYC better prepared for a global climate change catastrophe. https://t.co/sUFdBSXueF


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No one questions this. https://t.co/zL2oHPcqhW


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Why are they polling on this? (Also, is anyone surprised by this?) https://t.co/hxNCRezxDo


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Punters & Wiseguys, man. https://t.co/MzDw67g22Q


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1) Don't use drugs. 2) These are the great people of Ohio that @POTUS was referring to, no? https://t.co/bca2szGSka


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Yes but there is still no such thing as chronic Lyme. https://t.co/NJaGbd19sL


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Being awake at 4 am isn't that big a deal. Having The Counting Crows stuck in my head...torture.


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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Despite Trump Claims, Apple Won’t Build 3 Factories in U.S. https://t.co/FxDPvEbfxx


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Please post conspicuously in your country of business. https://t.co/jVGJYiAV4l


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I am the Highlander! https://t.co/SqVx9NzNW3


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Giving 3-1 that @realDonaldTrump tweets #DeptofInjustice as a slam before 10am. Who wants in on that action?


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This is great advice. I love my @CamelBak bags but hate cleaning the bladders. https://t.co/6wmFp9aVFu


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Monday, July 24, 2017

As someone who can speak authoritatively on all three, I speak truth. Also JROTC > @boyscouts https://t.co/ifLOv5fF89


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So many dude advertising that they are Eagle Scouts. Eagle is like marathon/vegan/atheist; no one cares. https://t.co/3vFOWhhEwO


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Tim & Eric offer sanity in a world that fails to make sense. https://t.co/GjUZupNuyh


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Or, you know, people can just throw their s*** in the proper receptacle. https://t.co/N3Bg5B98QX


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If it were @lyft instead of @Uber, the puns would have been better. https://t.co/5DRQLxlX2E


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Went looking for this for a friend. I replace the cider vinegar with white. #Borscht #Cooking https://t.co/UHcw3QPWj1


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Hoodies, flip flops, and ball caps are an important part of my running gear. #FatGuyRunning #OldGuy https://t.co/rNAmE2xesB


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"Whatever else he is, Mr. Trump is a news machine. He generates headlines..." https://t.co/YiPa4rQDm2


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Boy Scouts are...peculiar. Adults that identify as Eagle Scout are...special. https://t.co/SoPCD8sP42


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Farenthold, dressed for a duel in traditional duck pajamas, is the hero the GOP deserves. https://t.co/tYEG6pevwP


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Dueling is still a thing in Corpus. @paigethesage notched three kills by 8th grade. https://t.co/oom28TukGr


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Giuliani wouldn't have let this happen. https://t.co/odvC2noBk0


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Press Secretary. https://t.co/dUWzlsmkEm


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Sunday, July 23, 2017

The whining about the @mets has reached the same old heights. https://t.co/pr3lqEVNwE


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Guaranteeing good American carnies will be the ones leering at you on the midway. https://t.co/YnmkIHvWPm


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