Your dog may love you as much as food. https://t.co/1mmSfptJzT


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πŸ€” Nope. https://t.co/SJmo1cPmqY


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Enter To Win The Ultimate Napa Valley Vacation for Two! https://t.co/USUDKZkQfb Bring me back something nice, @JOTeepe


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Like @peta writing about the link between dairy and autism? https://t.co/58jFGnqvpY


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This is why we can't have nice things. https://t.co/cXvMKDM3sZ


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We were talking about board games, @librarypants Drunk Quest https://t.co/Cq3eHBn6Ua


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Happy Birthday, @TristenEA! I am so proud of the man you are becoming. https://t.co/Q4EWaiZ1iL


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Oh, the Gold Domes...Indiana's Baylor. Division I Football seems incompatible with the mission of the university. https://t.co/k7vPEqZ4dC


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Collier County friends, shelter locations. https://t.co/TkRjQ8ZcFN


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Interesting. https://t.co/EZ98MgBmy9


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Hey @writerfarmer, great piece. We have mountains in the East that aren't on fire of you need a getaway. https://t.co/YLLSJJntuj


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JoePa was the worst. Penn State should banish his memory. https://t.co/rK63dF1H38


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Well, the ATF's Latin motto translates to "Innovative & Unethical". https://t.co/2852016PTo


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“There’s nothing in any statute or anything else that allows you to ask Equifax to remove your data..." https://t.co/lNAyjSnrc5


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Friday, September 8, 2017

I saw an ad where @Discover will let you know if your SSN shows up on dangerous web sites. Does that include @Equifax? Asking for a friend.


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Hops. Yum. I should have harvested a couple of days earlier. I have a lot more harvest tomorrow.… https://t.co/4DRxnbWEDv


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PSA: If you use the phrase, "I'm not a racist, but" you are about to advocate the indefensible & you are a racist. https://t.co/0hFx0JEfpm


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*snerk* Unhinged old man in Florida taking long weekend... Also "security concerns". https://t.co/HaFbzVgtu9


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Yeah... https://t.co/UmtNKhSjxq


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People are dying. Billions in property damage. But, sure...cutesy story. https://t.co/KMlFUA0gqm


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Ben McAdoo said that Josh Brown was a good guy but @OBJ_3 was a distraction. https://t.co/tsYadhVexO


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The problem with @BoJackHorseman is that you have to ration the episodes. Also, it is a mirror into my own anxiety, which isn't great.


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Yesterday was a good day. Dad made it out of Florida ahead of Irma. @MattHarvey33 got a win. The Patriots lost.


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I signed up for the Troy Turkey Trot 10k on Nov 23, 2017! https://t.co/Eto5gKlqOa


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Long Islander has opinion. https://t.co/mdyCXw64zg


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Why does this nonsense persist? https://t.co/KAQF0v4Sth


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Thursday, September 7, 2017

Thanks @Equifax. Maybe don't store my data any more. https://t.co/JnEABzumwJ


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Oh, public employee unions... https://t.co/zbRzQHASuh


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Huh. Opioid abuse makes people less than stellar employees. Who knew? https://t.co/Ch9YPYQWQy


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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Fried cheese with raspberry sauce, the other contribution to world cuisine for the Albany-Schenectady-Troy area. …… https://t.co/Knnk0pV5Pd


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Thank you @espn for this. Poor Jets fans. https://t.co/WbStKHA3jm


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The...worst. https://t.co/YMi7Fx1YKk


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Yeah, that's a bad question. https://t.co/9uaSYF1pR9


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"I should lease a sports car." "He will change once he gets in office." "Geno Smith will make a great backup." "Try… https://t.co/WxKuMuyWZp


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I shared this already with some friends but this is amazing & the best story you will read today. #Dating https://t.co/2iE4czXBW9


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WiFi and last mile would be great for Rensselaer & Schenectady Counties as well. https://t.co/xpgqLPSYeK


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Yeah, I care more about Florida than the USVI and other islands. I want everyone to be safe but prioritizing family is not a badness. #Irma


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Trump Effect coupled with the increasingly obvious deterioration of American Higher Ed. https://t.co/wq9mlOuXV7


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I do not know if I would find a concrete chair comfortable. https://t.co/eRX8IqfUqd


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At CNN, Retracted Story Leaves an Elite Reporting Team Bruised, via @nytimes https://t.co/Jsh5SgOdbA


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No snark. Just pity. https://t.co/PgFzmKCHIB


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Little hot dogs are the area's sole contribution to world cuisine. They are good. Famous Lunch has the best.… https://t.co/NXbBKuUkCV


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Which should bother me worse: the lack of humanity or the lack of the Oxford Comma? https://t.co/yhfysfWxnb


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He lied. It is a dog whistle to the...well, you know. https://t.co/7efPOioLTb


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Thread. Read it. https://t.co/YXVUTL6cha


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If the @nytimes runs an article a week about them, are they really the forgotten men and women of America?


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Catering to a base that is fundamentally disinterested in the continuation of the American experiment https://t.co/XvtYNTST2I


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Autumn is the season that best reflects humanity, full of decay and the cold embrace of despair but there is pumpkin spice. #Twertzog


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Monday, September 4, 2017

Profound. Ugh. https://t.co/GLKnRBnX3S


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You, sir, are a hero. Also an example of toxic masculinity & proof that the British accent only makes people sound… https://t.co/qLiWXX1EyR


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I ran the Shark Valley loop in the Everglades. It was amazing. #FatGuyRunning https://t.co/lzAD7W3mJv


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For reasons passing understanding... https://t.co/SpRztsTJae


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They're all good dogs, Bront. https://t.co/vyEzCciaq5


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John Ashbery was a favorite. https://t.co/Og46MYja0e


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Oh, RIP Walter Becker. "Hey 19"helped me recognize getting older is just as awkward for men. https://t.co/qSB6upvTEZ


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I really really don't want to run fifteen miles in the rain. #FatGuyRunning


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And I think of the words of Emma Lazarus. https://t.co/dNnGiFRwKh


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This is an interesting portrait of a certain type of masculinity. One that I hope my son isn't infected with. https://t.co/znrZqgU3gD


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Well, I am depressed. https://t.co/8RFVy9CO7x


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Teacher-influencers is a combination of words that I will ponder for the rest of the day. https://t.co/xv6UjEeic8


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PSA: Don't use heroin or fentanyl. Heroin and fentanyl will kill you. #TheMoreYouKnow https://t.co/d6pwxUmJTa


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I don't know poetry but this is beautiful. The best words. https://t.co/6GI1C2kHxI


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Oh, this will not go well. https://t.co/ZtB2cKngT4


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