Saturday, December 9, 2017

I am assuming that the real story will be in a sealed indictment but sure... https://t.co/35c7A2PHdH


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Friday, December 8, 2017

Wow. #LordHousing in LA is doing hiring wrong. Really wrong. https://t.co/nQseMsDCFx


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Every “lol” I see kills my soul a little.


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Thursday, December 7, 2017

I learned last night that the opening line to the ‘70s classic “Little Green Bag” is “Looking back, on the track, for my little green back” & my brain still cannot handle it.


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On @LateNightSeth, the phrase “grade A moron” was used in the “Tiny Voice” segment. I have only heard that on @nbc30Rock. Is this the influence of @ShutupLutz?


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Monday, December 4, 2017

Mug shot photos of people with “Only God Can Judge Me” tattoos are my favorite schadenfreude.


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A list without “Borne” on it is invalid. https://t.co/y4ptBSuWwm


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What I know about Bears Ears, I know from the @DTTBcreate podcast. “Keep your tiny hands off public lands” made me chuckle though. https://t.co/3CqJNNPj17


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Sunday, December 3, 2017

In case you were interested in “pled” versus “pleaded” in relation to the recent news. https://t.co/nxReJWmy4H


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I was singing “Obladi Obalada” by The Beatles as as it ended, I immediately went to “Walk on the Ocean” by @ToadWetSprocket because that’s the way a high school girlfriend put them on a very early ‘90s mixtape. https://t.co/6zqzgfiQcf https://t.co/WAz5cQTxJm


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I like @McDonalds. Just because the President is eating way too much of it... https://t.co/yCyXmAPUYG


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Oh. Flat. 6000 years old. No evidence of climate change. Has the internet enabled these people or just made them more visible? https://t.co/UFxywNk3SI


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There were a couple of toilet snake jokes on #Scrubs. This confirms they were more than jokes. https://t.co/og7pagTaML


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This is a cool story. Everything new is old or, we just have standard analogies that we slot things into. https://t.co/He624WT0yT


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