I just backed Pee Tape and Robert Mueller III Prayer Candles on @Kickstarter https://t.co/5W6tg2smVC Do it for America & @dansinker

I just backed Pee Tape and Robert Mueller III Prayer Candles on @Kickstarter https://t.co/5W6tg2smVC

Do it for America & @dansinker

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

From someone who is both deplorable and engaged in character assassination... Bill O would know. https://t.co/jhoJVW2sw4

From someone who is both deplorable and engaged in character assassination...

Bill O would know. https://t.co/jhoJVW2sw4

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 11, 2018

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Watched #TheCloverfieldParadox on @netflix. Saw the reviews on @RottenTomatoes. It was enjoyable. It was tense. It was well shot. The quality acting was appreciated. The film was smart enough to trust the viewer with a lot of things. 💯 Rotten Tomatoes is wrong. https://t.co/SqQaLC0z7D

Watched #TheCloverfieldParadox on @netflix.

Saw the reviews on @RottenTomatoes.

It was enjoyable. It was tense. It was well shot. The quality acting was appreciated. The film was smart enough to trust the viewer with a lot of things.

💯

Rotten Tomatoes is wrong. pic.twitter.com/SqQaLC0z7D

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 10, 2018

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I was able to celebrate #NationalPizzaDay yesterday because...

I was able to celebrate #NationalPizzaDay yesterday because...

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

This @NYTimes Style Guide is wrong. Also, defense of the #OxfordComma is a hill that I am willing to die on. https://t.co/T8KgCipvxz

This @NYTimes Style Guide is wrong.

Also, defense of the #OxfordComma is a hill that I am willing to die on. https://t.co/T8KgCipvxz

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Registration is open for the #CMRR100K. Join #TeamAARP*. DM me for details. https://t.co/TgvPxvHL9X *Albany Area Running People https://t.co/AgYcgH4d8S

Registration is open for the #CMRR100K. Join #TeamAARP*. DM me for details. https://t.co/TgvPxvHL9X

*Albany Area Running People pic.twitter.com/AgYcgH4d8S

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I understand the appeal of curling while not understanding the sport itself. This appeals to me for other reasons. https://t.co/8MRgP0jDNz

I understand the appeal of curling while not understanding the sport itself.

This appeals to me for other reasons. https://t.co/8MRgP0jDNz

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Dear @nypl: How do I check on the status of a library card? Thanks, Ned

Dear @nypl:

How do I check on the status of a library card?

Thanks,
Ned

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

There is a difference between saving Humanity & saving humanity. Musk wants to save Humanity, and get rich while doing it, because a good number of people strongly believe that the best way for us to survive as a species is to not limit ourselves to Earth.

There is a difference between saving Humanity & saving humanity.

Musk wants to save Humanity, and get rich while doing it, because a good number of people strongly believe that the best way for us to survive as a species is to not limit ourselves to Earth.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Still makes me laugh whenever I think of it. https://t.co/49HOAvxDGX

Still makes me laugh whenever I think of it. https://t.co/49HOAvxDGX

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Heady Topper & Focal Banger from @alchemistbeer at @madisonpourhousealbany #CraftBeer #DrinkVTBeer #IPAsForDays https://t.co/gvUtdHSroW

Heady Topper & Focal Banger from @alchemistbeer at @madisonpourhousealbany #CraftBeer #DrinkVTBeer #IPAsForDays pic.twitter.com/gvUtdHSroW

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Heady Topper & Focal Banger from @alchemistbeer at @madisonpourhousealbany #CraftBeer #DrinkVTBeer #IPAsForDays

via Instagram

Thanks, @GoyaFoods! Love your chickpeas! https://t.co/im3VXuj05a

Thanks, @GoyaFoods!

Love your chickpeas! https://t.co/im3VXuj05a

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Runs to the kitchen to see where his chickpeas are from. Huh. Hey @GoyaFoods, where do you source your chickpeas? https://t.co/9foT2LaBQA

Runs to the kitchen to see where his chickpeas are from.

Huh.

Hey @GoyaFoods, where do you source your chickpeas? https://t.co/9foT2LaBQA

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Snapchat for Olds. This is not bad. https://t.co/27GN0Ivhrt

Snapchat for Olds.

This is not bad. https://t.co/27GN0Ivhrt

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Tomorrow, Friday, February 9th, is #NationalPizzaDay. I am so excited by the possibilities of this. What are your plans for this, our greatest of national food related holidays? https://t.co/JoUSBiSOZv

Tomorrow, Friday, February 9th, is #NationalPizzaDay.

I am so excited by the possibilities of this.

What are your plans for this, our greatest of national food related holidays? pic.twitter.com/JoUSBiSOZv

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Nanny state Democrats in the Senate at it again. https://t.co/6H3capOUyc

Nanny state Democrats in the Senate at it again. https://t.co/6H3capOUyc

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Great piece on the data we create. In light of the @Strava story, this is an even more interesting read. http://ift.tt/2EtltNW

Great piece on the data we create.

In light of the @Strava story, this is an even more interesting read. https://t.co/vJ5gm92FK3?amp=1

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Ohhh! The Wooden Throne! https://t.co/BzZLDa1mic

Ohhh!

The Wooden Throne! https://t.co/BzZLDa1mic

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

When I saw that there was a graphic novel of #Anthem, I needed to have it. It was worth it. #AynRand #SciFi #dystopia https://t.co/WeWqN7pFHe

When I saw that there was a graphic novel of #Anthem, I needed to have it. It was worth it. #AynRand #SciFi #dystopia pic.twitter.com/WeWqN7pFHe

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

When I saw that there was a graphic novel of #Anthem, I needed to have it. It was worth it. #AynRand #SciFi #dystopia

via Instagram

Fulton History is an amazing resource. https://t.co/m3ETAVzbua

Fulton History is an amazing resource. https://t.co/m3ETAVzbua

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Some #SlatePitches are way darker than normal. CC: @librarypants https://t.co/LIMgY2ntQf

Some #SlatePitches are way darker than normal.

CC: @librarypants https://t.co/LIMgY2ntQf

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

There is a joke in this about Clarke and Europa but I am not witty enough to make it. https://t.co/pNpjF3fm8g

There is a joke in this about Clarke and Europa but I am not witty enough to make it. https://t.co/pNpjF3fm8g

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

What should happen is @MLB should step in to make up the shortfall, not because they have an obligation to do it but because it would be good PR and proof that they are good corporate citizens. Libraries are important for communities. https://t.co/efvlWoqhRL

What should happen is @MLB should step in to make up the shortfall, not because they have an obligation to do it but because it would be good PR and proof that they are good corporate citizens.

Libraries are important for communities. https://t.co/efvlWoqhRL

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

This is too dorky for me. That being said, @librarypants believes I can pull it off. https://t.co/SMG9Mp36ng

This is too dorky for me.

That being said, @librarypants believes I can pull it off. https://t.co/SMG9Mp36ng

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I am shocked that public radio isn’t immune to the type of scandals that every industry is guilty of. https://t.co/4OS5LYaNxx

I am shocked that public radio isn’t immune to the type of scandals that every industry is guilty of. https://t.co/4OS5LYaNxx

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Love it when @thebafflermag refers to people who are not pro organized labor as “scum” in their morning e-mail. That’s an editorial choice. https://t.co/eToHWudOWs

Love it when @thebafflermag refers to people who are not pro organized labor as “scum” in their morning e-mail.

That’s an editorial choice. https://t.co/eToHWudOWs

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I am at the point where everything I do adds weight. Changes are coming. https://t.co/ABzvLFRK7X

I am at the point where everything I do adds weight.

Changes are coming. https://t.co/ABzvLFRK7X

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Read the thread. https://t.co/c4ipfyClnc

Read the thread. https://t.co/c4ipfyClnc

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Because when one thinks of excellence in education, one thinks... Idaho. https://t.co/BYiltnyTpt

Because when one thinks of excellence in education, one thinks...

Idaho. https://t.co/BYiltnyTpt

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Is it that we cannot fathom that people can differentiate between real and not real? Porn is fake, kids. Also, the is no such thing as the Force. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Global climate change is real. Harry Potter is for children. https://t.co/tAStbBKG7F

Is it that we cannot fathom that people can differentiate between real and not real?

Porn is fake, kids.

Also, the is no such thing as the Force.
Vaccines don’t cause autism.
Global climate change is real.
Harry Potter is for children. https://t.co/tAStbBKG7F

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

There’s trouble on the Street, I can feel it in my bones. I had a premonition that I should not go alone. https://t.co/wjfeXMfbuj

There’s trouble on the Street,
I can feel it in my bones.
I had a premonition that I should not go alone. https://t.co/wjfeXMfbuj

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Just putting this out there. https://t.co/CTDXsmSuUB

Just putting this out there. https://t.co/CTDXsmSuUB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Yes, I know it is Giger.

Yes, I know it is Giger.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Tom Brady, cleaning out his locker, possibly for the last time. https://t.co/nA4kjqGrBh

Tom Brady, cleaning out his locker, possibly for the last time. https://t.co/nA4kjqGrBh

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

“Come to Australia, where even our birds are trying to kill you” https://t.co/zb7oiZhybV

“Come to Australia, where even our birds are trying to kill you” https://t.co/zb7oiZhybV

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

The answer to these questions are going to mean that there are issues among the progressives about their unwavering support for unionized labor. https://t.co/AwsEgG7FKK

The answer to these questions are going to mean that there are issues among the progressives about their unwavering support for unionized labor. https://t.co/AwsEgG7FKK

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Ugh. This doesn’t contribute to the conversation. Still, it is better than a #MeToo column by Michelle Goldberg. Video: The Dating Blues? #MeToo, via @nytimes https://t.co/suGXDlXAdt

Ugh.

This doesn’t contribute to the conversation. Still, it is better than a #MeToo column by Michelle Goldberg.

Video: The Dating Blues? #MeToo, via @nytimes https://t.co/suGXDlXAdt

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Dear @FedEx: My package, which was supposed to be delivered over the weekend, has been in Connecticut since Friday morning & is now not scheduled to be delivered until Saturday? Why? Thanks, ned CC @FedExHelp

Dear @FedEx:

My package, which was supposed to be delivered over the weekend, has been in Connecticut since Friday morning & is now not scheduled to be delivered until Saturday?

Why?

Thanks,
ned

CC @FedExHelp

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Good sentiment. Regardless of the day, you should tip delivery people well. That being said, it’s not the busiest day for drivers. https://t.co/jMmzraUaHJ https://t.co/jvsrJM7Gt5

Good sentiment. Regardless of the day, you should tip delivery people well.

That being said, it’s not the busiest day for drivers.https://t.co/jMmzraUaHJ https://t.co/jvsrJM7Gt5

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Super Bowl pregame? #TurboKid & then a run in the snow. https://t.co/b2lHTP2Gew

Super Bowl pregame? #TurboKid & then a run in the snow. pic.twitter.com/b2lHTP2Gew

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Watching @FaceTheNation and it is a weird world when Trey Gowdy is the voice of reason.

Watching @FaceTheNation and it is a weird world when Trey Gowdy is the voice of reason.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

One of the many reasons why I still love this show. https://t.co/IiUSERzPr0

One of the many reasons why I still love this show. https://t.co/IiUSERzPr0

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Do deadly rail accidents happen this frequently in other industrialized nations? https://t.co/SPw2Fk42Oq

Do deadly rail accidents happen this frequently in other industrialized nations? https://t.co/SPw2Fk42Oq

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott