Saturday, December 4, 2010

Not as random as it seems

A) Does anyone have a subscription to Scientific American? I want to read this review.

B) A spinach salad with grilled tuna for lunch...or a vegan corn dog?

C)I love volunteering for Habitat for Humanity with Teacher Dave. Even when my fingers get crushed. Even when he recommends that most depressing book ever. It is a great time and he is a good friend.


D) And finally, this made me chuckle to myself.

Dual Spires

I loved Twin Peaks.



The other night, my brother called and asked me if I had watched Psych from the night before. Of course I hadn't. I do not watch that program (partially because I can't see Dule Hill as anything other than an assistant to the President) and told my brother that, including that reason.

He insisted that I watch the show. Because he rarely insists on anything,I watched and I am so glad that I did.

Pysch did an homage to Twin Peaks and did it well. It was funny, and more to the point, none of the gags (and there were a lot of them) seemed forced.

Check out the review in the Boston Herald.

You can watch Psych's Dual Spires episode on Hulu.

This made me giggle

GAWKER: So, abuse any kids today?
CHILD ABUSER: Nope.
GAWKER: Why not?
CHILD ABUSER: It's this cartoon thing. I guess I never realized people cared so much about child abuse that they would go to the trouble of changing their Facebook avatar for a day.

Facebook Users Defeat All Child Abuse by Changing Their Profile Pictures


Yeah, no one that I pay attention to has done this...

Thank goodness for that.



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Friday, December 3, 2010

Thank you, Maura

No, this isn't too harsh at all!




(I hope that it was meant in jest.)

Friday Morning's Little Gifts

1) Elvis Costello coming up on shuffle.

2) Chris Hayes using the phrase "big ass" on national television to describe the Ark reproduction in Kentucky.

3) Getting a "great job" on a 7:30 call.

4) Harold and "I ate my whole father pig."



Thursday, December 2, 2010

I am not mocking at all...


So will the new Creation Museum in Kentucky (complete with an Ark with dinosaurs) be finished by the time of the Rapture (which happens to be May 21, 2011)?

So, May 20th is a Friday...

Who wants to join me to welcome the Big Guy home?

Where should we throw the party?

I have already ordered these for those who want to stay the night.

I am not mocking at all...

So will the new Creation Museum in Kentucky (complete with an Ark with dinosaurs) be finished by the time of the Rapture (which happens to be May 21, 2011)?

So, May 20th is a Friday...

Who wants to join me to welcome the Big Guy home?

Where should we throw the party?

Things that make social networking bearable

1) The "Hide" function
2) "Turn off notifications"
3) Browse Anonymously
4) Unfollow
5) Block
6) Ignore
7) Delete Account
7a) Disable Account
8) E-mail rules

Do you have any additions?

And I predict the Grammy Winners

Album - The Suburbs - Arcade Fire
Record - Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Song - Beg, Steal, Borrow - Ray LaMontagne*
New Artist - Justin Bieber*
Pop Vocal Album - The Fame Monster - Lady GaGa
Pop Performance Duo or Group - Don't Stop Believin' - Glee Cast
Female Pop Performance - Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
Male Pop Performance - Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars*
Pop Collaboration - California Gurls - Katy Perry & Snoop Dog*
Dance Recording - Rocket - Goldfrapp
Rap Performance Duo or Group - Shutterbugg - Big Boi & Cutty
Rap/Sung Collaboration - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem & Rhianna
Rock Performance Duo or Group - Ready to Start - Arcade Fire
Rock Solo Performance - Crossroads - John Mayer
Rock Song - Tighten Up - The Black Keys
Rock Album - The Resistance - Muse
Alternative Album - Broken Bells - Broken Bells**


The other catagories...eh...I have no interest or clue...

The Complete List is here.

* - Just because I think it will win doesn't mean that I have to like it...
** - The Suburbs is the best album and I think people will split their vote. Broken Bells is incredible and sounds like every new wave pop album ever made.

A question for the ages




How many angry squirrels do you think you could take in a fight?

Seven?

Nineteen?

Eight?

One hundred and forty one?

I think that I could take a large number of them if, and only if, I could use squirrels as weapons themselves.

(Think of squirrel nun-chucks)

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The one where I admit that...

I love Hall & Oates.



The funny thing is that I had this song stuck in my head while I was on a conference call this morning and it may have been hummed (thank Glenn Beck for the mute button!).

In other news...

Slate has a wonderful piece (from n+1) about MFA literary culture versus NYC literary culture.

In all the weirdness surrounding the WikiLeaks brouhahah, some stories have been missed...like this one about an Iranian American dentist and an escape. For the record, I am not going to talk about this any more unless something groundbreaking comes out, because I disagree with a number of people whom I respect and I would rather not be seen as taunting them. I will say that I think this may be the shift in the way information if treated and seen by the chattering classes, even if it takes twenty years to figure that out.

On this topic, Lawrence O'Donnell interviewed President Carter on The Last Word on Monday evening and it was interesting to see how Carter took it. He did admit that it was the right of a former President to not react so strongly to things.

On another topic entirely, yesterday, I posted that I wanted that sport coat (and I was told it was hideous) and later in the day, I mailed this to a couple of different friends. The person who hated the blazed liked it but insinuated that I was six inches too short to pull it off (or, in hindsight, maybe she was calling me fat) but another fashion forward friend said that she loved it and I could rock it. So, crowd, what do you think?

Monday, November 29, 2010

And I publish my Holiday Wishlist

I was shopping on Saturday and saw one of those giving trees.

One of the wishes from a 13 year old boy was ankle socks.

I don't have quite that amount of restraint.

I am going to be simple...

1) I would like a new bike. No, there is nothing wrong with my bike, I just covet this one.

2) I would like a new bag.

3) I want a book, but I want the pages to be uncut.

4) I would like a new phone.

5) I would like a new sportcoat.

I know that I am not going to get any of these for the holidays, and I know that I really don't deserve any of them, but I will have most of them by the end of 2011.

See, I am simple.

Macy's and "Seasons of Love"

So...here's the commercial.



Apparently, it launched in May.

Some people had some issues with it, and I agree with them.

And then someone on amirite snarked this...

Then the Mike Drucker stated (via HuffPo):

Using "Seasons of Love" in a Macy's jewelry commercial is like using "Comfortably Numb" in a Tylenol commercial.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Twenty Movies in Twenty Minutes

The Rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Twenty films you've seen that will always stick with you. List the first twenty you can recall in no more than twenty minutes.

Starting at 8:39 pm

1) Casablanca: It will be the way that I understand romantic love.
2) Lost in Translation: Because life isn't as easy or as simple as we make it.
3) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Even though they know it is going to end up the same way, they decide to try again.
4) Sideways: Because underneath every extra pound of schlub, there is a pretentious douche-bag.
5) The Big Chill: Because college friends matter..."No, we were friends for a short time a long time ago."
6) Apocalypse Now: On that path lies madness, and too often we as a culture head down it.
7) 2001: A Space Odyssey: The film is forty years old and is still visually stunning. It is also the first time that a film left me confused and wanting to know a lot more.
8) Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb): "There's no fighting in the War Room!"
9) Annie Hall: I know that some of my friends are mixed of this film. I promise not to hold it against them.
10) The Great Escape: Steve McQueen provides a wonderful example of stoic masculinity.
11) The Searchers: And Ethan Edwards shows that even those who are stuck in their ways (he never turned in his saber), can change.
12) The Matrix: Geek as Superman/Jesus...what's not to draw me to this film, plus a soundtrack to die for.
13) Wall-E: I want to love (and be loved) the way that Wall-E loves Eve.
14) Sunshine: Terrifying and yet, there is hope. A wonderful retelling of the Icarus myth and it makes me shiver every time I think of it.
15) The Dirty Dozen: I will always associate this film with Sleepless in Seattle.
16) Away We Go: I may be the only person who loves this movie, and what that says is that there is something wrong with you.
17) (500) Days of Summer: It came down between this and Garden State and the soundtrack is better here and the story may be a tad more engaging.
18) Dawn of the Dead: The original. Great action story. Better parody of American life.
19) Field of Dreams: "Dad, want to have a catch?"
20) 28 Days Later: An allegory about man's capacity for inhumanity that is chilling and features some of the scariest score pieces I have ever heard.

Completed at 8:44 pm

Now, I am going to go back and tag them with a why.

Completed tagging at 9:01

Random Things

1) I am irked by the use of "Seasons of Love" in commercials for jewelry at Macy's. Okay, I will face it, holiday commercials irk me, and holiday jewelry commercials make me homicidal. Most of the stuff that is advertised is gaudy at best and tacky generally, but using this song, from this show, is really tacky.


2)I had an...interesting weekend. That being said, I had, for the first time, the Flight of 8 at Brown's Brewing Company, and apart from the lager, they all tasted great, with my favorite being the Whiskey Porter.

3) I am going to do the 20 Movies in 20 Minutes meme but I think I may do it as a separate post.

4) The New York Football Giants made me very happy today. Combine that with turkey sandwiches, cold beer, clean laundry, and Bret Easton Ellis it became an awesome day.

But...

5) The WikiLeaks related postings that the NY Times have released (and Gawker has satirized)is wonderful. I am looking forward to more and more of these to come out.