#MetsTwitter shows tha @Mets fans, taken as a group, are not bright.

#MetsTwitter shows tha @Mets fans, taken as a group, are not bright.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

“Their pot of stew” is a regionalism?

“Their pot of stew” is a regionalism?

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Because they are anti-democracy? Because they know nothing about the benefits of institutional knowledge? Because they don’t believe in expertise? Because they believe that burning it all down is better than incrementalism? Yes. https://t.co/HDD4jz484z

Because they are anti-democracy? Because they know nothing about the benefits of institutional knowledge? Because they don’t believe in expertise? Because they believe that burning it all down is better than incrementalism?

Yes. https://t.co/HDD4jz484z

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Hey, @hokiebeccaCFS, was it ‘12 or ‘13 that we were anti-Valentines Dates with @JOTeepe & @christeepe? I am trying to place it because that was the last time my knee was this unstable.

Hey, @hokiebeccaCFS, was it ‘12 or ‘13 that we were anti-Valentines Dates with @JOTeepe & @christeepe?

I am trying to place it because that was the last time my knee was this unstable.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

That being said, Last Man Standing is a bad show, full of regressive politics, and reveling in tropes that deserve to do. Fans of Last Man Standing are bad people and deserve to be punished.

That being said, Last Man Standing is a bad show, full of regressive politics, and reveling in tropes that deserve to do. Fans of Last Man Standing are bad people and deserve to be punished.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

It’s okay to not like a show. #B99 lost me after the first couple of episodes and I never returned to it regularly. It is about making a choice. The people who don’t like it or don’t care are not bad people.

It’s okay to not like a show. #B99 lost me after the first couple of episodes and I never returned to it regularly.

It is about making a choice. The people who don’t like it or don’t care are not bad people.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I would make a joke about incels here but...eh. https://t.co/bKyG2LE1H2

I would make a joke about incels here but...eh. https://t.co/bKyG2LE1H2

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Dear @washingtonpost: We don’t care about these midwestern Trump voters and how they feel betrayed by voting against their best interests. Thanks, The readers https://t.co/gaqgke9OWr

Dear @washingtonpost:

We don’t care about these midwestern Trump voters and how they feel betrayed by voting against their best interests.

Thanks,
The readers https://t.co/gaqgke9OWr

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I am sure that some people are...happy. https://t.co/1g4CyYAsIn

I am sure that some people are...happy. https://t.co/1g4CyYAsIn

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I am happy for @MattHarvey33. Harvey goes 4 scoreless as Reds top Dodgers Sent with @MLB At Bat https://t.co/wk1ouoWaLL

I am happy for @MattHarvey33.

Harvey goes 4 scoreless as Reds top Dodgers
Sent with @MLB At Bat https://t.co/wk1ouoWaLL

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Shuffleboard league @franklinalley #EnjoyTroy CC: @RareFormBrewCo @ninepincider @librarypants https://t.co/9GOaehMxzp

Shuffleboard league @franklinalley #EnjoyTroy

CC: @RareFormBrewCo @ninepincider @librarypants pic.twitter.com/9GOaehMxzp

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Nipper got an upgrade. #AlbanyNY https://t.co/EU57Kvqd64

Nipper got an upgrade. #AlbanyNY pic.twitter.com/EU57Kvqd64

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Nipper got an upgrade. #AlbanyNY

via Instagram

My takeaway from this is that a malicious attack is referred to as a dolphin attack? https://t.co/JV9oPuKGVH

My takeaway from this is that a malicious attack is referred to as a dolphin attack? https://t.co/JV9oPuKGVH

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Batting out of order is the most @Mets thing in a season of very Mets things. #LGM

Batting out of order is the most @Mets thing in a season of very Mets things. #LGM

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Wings! Brother Robert’s Wings, to be specific. Thanks, @getruckedtroy for filling a need. https://t.co/gOej2GwNV4

Wings! Brother Robert’s Wings, to be specific. Thanks, @getruckedtroy for filling a need. pic.twitter.com/gOej2GwNV4

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Wings! Brother Robert’s Wings, to be specific. Thanks, @getruckedtroy for filling a need.

via Instagram

When Boris Johnson is the voice of reason... https://t.co/5J1AMPT3Zx

When Boris Johnson is the voice of reason... https://t.co/5J1AMPT3Zx

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Drain the swamp? https://t.co/UQcCbHCOF1

Drain the swamp? https://t.co/UQcCbHCOF1

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I like Albany, however, I do also recommend the author’s suggestion to head to Troy. #EnjoyTroy Read more by @Eeeeelisaalbert. CC: @librarypants https://t.co/dW0HWWjXD8

I like Albany, however, I do also recommend the author’s suggestion to head to Troy. #EnjoyTroy

Read more by @Eeeeelisaalbert.

CC: @librarypants https://t.co/dW0HWWjXD8

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Eight days ago. https://t.co/V9Oa4NirAY

Eight days ago. https://t.co/V9Oa4NirAY

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Two weeks ago, the @Mets had one of the best records in baseball. Today, right now, with Harvey gone, Jake on the DL, and Yo leaving the game, I am beginning to ask myself, is this season lost? #LGM https://t.co/XVp26EBEY8

Two weeks ago, the @Mets had one of the best records in baseball. Today, right now, with Harvey gone, Jake on the DL, and Yo leaving the game, I am beginning to ask myself, is this season lost? #LGM pic.twitter.com/XVp26EBEY8

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Second time in as many weeks where I have been confused for elderly. Today is was a Trader Joe’s cashier & being like her grandfather. #GetOffMyLawn

Second time in as many weeks where I have been confused for elderly. Today is was a Trader Joe’s cashier & being like her grandfather. #GetOffMyLawn

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

#Poached https://t.co/6yqvXY93rJ

#Poached pic.twitter.com/6yqvXY93rJ

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

#Poached

via Instagram

This is amazing. I can hear the voices of some of my more curmudgeonly friends in this. Well done, @drewmagary https://t.co/5cl2DMapXB

This is amazing. I can hear the voices of some of my more curmudgeonly friends in this. Well done, @drewmagary https://t.co/5cl2DMapXB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

“Mr. McCain finally made the switch to download the Major League Baseball app to better follow his Arizona Diamondbacks.” https://t.co/TReiNkgLwF

“Mr. McCain finally made the switch to download the Major League Baseball app to better follow his Arizona Diamondbacks.” https://t.co/TReiNkgLwF

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I need to start a transportation blog called “Getting Ewaund”.

I need to start a transportation blog called “Getting Ewaund”.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott