Conversation at the office: Boss (early 60s): and they grow up so quickly, I can remember (kids) as infants. Where did the decade go? Co-worker (early 20s): Yeah, I know, between 10 and 20 went so fast for me. Me: What did you say? (Bursts into laughter)

Conversation at the office:

Boss (early 60s): and they grow up so quickly, I can remember (kids) as infants. Where did the decade go?
Co-worker (early 20s): Yeah, I know, between 10 and 20 went so fast for me.
Me: What did you say? (Bursts into laughter)

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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The best line from #CrazyExGirlfriend: “Alright, young people are the worst!”

The best line from #CrazyExGirlfriend:

“Alright, young people are the worst!”

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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Dear @vulture: Will this panel with @nbcthegoodplace eventually be made available for those of us who can’t make it to Hollywood next week? Great picture of @KenTremendous! Thanks, a fan https://t.co/1ikolDDal5

Dear @vulture:

Will this panel with @nbcthegoodplace eventually be made available for those of us who can’t make it to Hollywood next week?

Great picture of @KenTremendous!

Thanks,

a fan pic.twitter.com/1ikolDDal5

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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For some reason, this song has been living in my head since last night. It is probably the fault of @librarypants. Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - Love Like We Do https://t.co/db6SCjFmMF via @YouTube

For some reason, this song has been living in my head since last night. It is probably the fault of @librarypants.

Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - Love Like We Do https://t.co/db6SCjFmMF via @YouTube

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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It is as if David Brooks believes his role is to be the “Blue Collar Whisperer”. Next week, expect another “friend” who can’t order at a deli or coffee shop story. Opinion | What the Working Class Is Still Trying to Tell Us - The New York Times https://t.co/zX9ZWJGpwk

It is as if David Brooks believes his role is to be the “Blue Collar Whisperer”.

Next week, expect another “friend” who can’t order at a deli or coffee shop story.

Opinion | What the Working Class Is Still Trying to Tell Us - The New York Times https://t.co/zX9ZWJGpwk

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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These are amazing photos. In Photos Unpublished for 100 Years, the Joy of War’s End on Armistice Day - The New York Times https://t.co/RCwz09D4LW

These are amazing photos.

In Photos Unpublished for 100 Years, the Joy of War’s End on Armistice Day - The New York Times https://t.co/RCwz09D4LW

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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Okay, I think this is less about what the women were wearing and more that the football team didn’t want to be distracted. https://t.co/iLwc48QGqU

Okay, I think this is less about what the women were wearing and more that the football team didn’t want to be distracted.
https://t.co/iLwc48QGqU

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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We all know that he is a Nordiques fan. https://t.co/wzqSAystjB

We all know that he is a Nordiques fan. https://t.co/wzqSAystjB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 10, 2018

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Sharing is a way of saving. A Fairy Tale Set in Florida, in 10 Parts https://t.co/1WEA4h7F9R

Sharing is a way of saving.

A Fairy Tale Set in Florida, in 10 Parts https://t.co/1WEA4h7F9R

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 9, 2018

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At your desk, sipping on coffee. Where to Cry in an Open Office https://t.co/KzDND3JNxs

At your desk, sipping on coffee.

Where to Cry in an Open Office https://t.co/KzDND3JNxs

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 9, 2018

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No one suppressed his voice. He spoke and his employers acted accordingly. Maybe when you sh*tpost, you suffer the consequences. https://t.co/37ne6UtWom

No one suppressed his voice. He spoke and his employers acted accordingly. Maybe when you sh*tpost, you suffer the consequences. https://t.co/37ne6UtWom

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 9, 2018

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Oh, Marco. https://t.co/9Rg3QvdkM6

Oh, Marco. pic.twitter.com/9Rg3QvdkM6

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 8, 2018

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Targeted advertising has switched from political advertising to AARP which makes me feel great.

Targeted advertising has switched from political advertising to AARP which makes me feel great.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 7, 2018

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One of the few bright spots in RensCo. Donnelly defeats Abelove in Rensselaer County district attorney's race https://t.co/7wCBRq34Kj

One of the few bright spots in RensCo.

Donnelly defeats Abelove in Rensselaer County district attorney's race https://t.co/7wCBRq34Kj

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 7, 2018

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Or...believing in the better angels is a sucker’s bet. The Democratic Victories of 2018 Feel Mediocre. That’s Because Expectations Got Out of Hand. https://t.co/lxOgsjmhZY

Or...believing in the better angels is a sucker’s bet.

The Democratic Victories of 2018 Feel Mediocre. That’s Because Expectations Got Out of Hand. https://t.co/lxOgsjmhZY

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 7, 2018

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How is this website free? https://t.co/tPboExqrgv

How is this website free? pic.twitter.com/tPboExqrgv

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 7, 2018

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I have some snark about this. Abstaining. America’s urban-rural divide deepens https://t.co/QGyP8lAeBx

I have some snark about this. Abstaining.

America’s urban-rural divide deepens https://t.co/QGyP8lAeBx

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 7, 2018

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At the gym. TV in front of me off. Start on dreadmill. Woman comes in. Turns tv on. Turns it to HGTV. Gets behind me on elliptical. At what point can I hijack the tv and turn it to hockey?

At the gym. TV in front of me off. Start on dreadmill. Woman comes in. Turns tv on. Turns it to HGTV. Gets behind me on elliptical. At what point can I hijack the tv and turn it to hockey?

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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Election Day! @library_shoes voted! https://t.co/no2Hcyn59L

Election Day! @library_shoes voted! pic.twitter.com/no2Hcyn59L

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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Election Day! @library_shoes voted!

via Instagram

I would love to but one of my #VotingBuddy choices believes that her sleeping in is more important than participatory republicanism. Because...reasons. https://t.co/omH9q3E4SB

I would love to but one of my #VotingBuddy choices believes that her sleeping in is more important than participatory republicanism. Because...reasons. https://t.co/omH9q3E4SB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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Tweet from 24 hours in the future: “I outsmarted myself (again).” https://t.co/lDeXYZN1KZ

Tweet from 24 hours in the future: “I outsmarted myself (again).” https://t.co/lDeXYZN1KZ

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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There are few things “cuter” than the zeal of the converted.

There are few things “cuter” than the zeal of the converted.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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“Sheena is a punk rocker” by the Ramones came out in ‘77. Elvis Costello’s “My Aim is True” as well. And then there is “Deacon Blues” by Steely Dan... Also, I was three in ‘77 and Boomer Twitter is awful per the responses. https://t.co/mrpsn1QbL1

“Sheena is a punk rocker” by the Ramones came out in ‘77. Elvis Costello’s “My Aim is True” as well. And then there is “Deacon Blues” by Steely Dan...

Also, I was three in ‘77 and Boomer Twitter is awful per the responses. https://t.co/mrpsn1QbL1

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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Oh, a mailing from Fight For Tomorrow PAC, a GOP AstroTurf org that is trying to convince Dems in the #NY19 that @DelgadoforNY19 is wrong for the district because he is too moderate. Desperate move. https://t.co/HUyoIWZXVy

Oh, a mailing from Fight For Tomorrow PAC, a GOP AstroTurf org that is trying to convince Dems in the #NY19 that @DelgadoforNY19 is wrong for the district because he is too moderate. Desperate move. pic.twitter.com/HUyoIWZXVy

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 6, 2018

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While I find the idea of "voting buddies" to be asinine, I am still going to be a #VotingBuddy to both @librarypants & @AugureyPhoenix #VoteBlue #VoteSquad (Am I hashtagging these right, @jonlovett?) https://t.co/IQB5yz0vTt

While I find the idea of "voting buddies" to be asinine, I am still going to be a #VotingBuddy to both @librarypants & @AugureyPhoenix #VoteBlue #VoteSquad (Am I hashtagging these right, @jonlovett?) pic.twitter.com/IQB5yz0vTt

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 5, 2018

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The nation’s leading Congressional prognosticator says these are the three House races to watch early Tuesday night. https://t.co/mpRJ9rl8fU via @slate

The nation’s leading Congressional prognosticator says these are the three House races to watch early Tuesday night. https://t.co/mpRJ9rl8fU via @slate

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 5, 2018

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Voters in the #NY19, you know what to do! Vote for @DelgadoforNY19, I know I will! https://t.co/TWly9qP5UJ https://t.co/wHZJ2fSWru

Voters in the #NY19, you know what to do! Vote for @DelgadoforNY19, I know I will!https://t.co/TWly9qP5UJ pic.twitter.com/wHZJ2fSWru

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 5, 2018

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While terrifying, it may be feasible, and a different type of mass disenfranchisement. It’s Time for Online Voting https://t.co/1PAYvvz0ZX

While terrifying, it may be feasible, and a different type of mass disenfranchisement.

It’s Time for Online Voting https://t.co/1PAYvvz0ZX

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 5, 2018

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What is it with the MAGAs and their 007 thing?

What is it with the MAGAs and their 007 thing?

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 5, 2018

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“While Cuomo has been good for New York, many New Yorkers in Upstate aren't feeling it. New York can do better. Molinaro deserves a chance to try.” I don’t know if deserve is the right word. https://t.co/IcQBKf25ka

“While Cuomo has been good for New York, many New Yorkers in Upstate aren't feeling it. New York can do better. Molinaro deserves a chance to try.”

I don’t know if deserve is the right word. https://t.co/IcQBKf25ka

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 4, 2018

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I had “The Outer Limits” on last night ($9.99 on iTunes, fwiw) and came across the best opening line in the history of sci-fi anthology television. I am going to us this screen grab often. https://t.co/XjzvEEv3dL

I had “The Outer Limits” on last night ($9.99 on iTunes, fwiw) and came across the best opening line in the history of sci-fi anthology television. I am going to us this screen grab often. pic.twitter.com/XjzvEEv3dL

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) November 4, 2018

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