It’s an illusion. Or just a level surface. https://t.co/IFFh2hXs8B

It’s an illusion. Or just a level surface. pic.twitter.com/IFFh2hXs8B

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 7, 2018

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Yesterday I pulled a muscle in my back putting my boots on. #ThisIsMiddleAge

Yesterday I pulled a muscle in my back putting my boots on. #ThisIsMiddleAge

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

It’s an illusion. Or just a level surface.

via Instagram

Afternoon baseball improves my productivity by leaps & bounds.

Afternoon baseball improves my productivity by leaps & bounds.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Almost every time @ynscspds hits a HR, I text my father “Yo!” & contemplate renaming @TristenEA Yoenis. #LGM

Almost every time @ynscspds hits a HR, I text my father “Yo!” & contemplate renaming @TristenEA Yoenis. #LGM

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

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We are almost there. Please donate to the @RensCoHistSoc to help #BringPeterHome https://t.co/vdnirJy9oQ https://t.co/swLNesxljB

We are almost there. Please donate to the @RensCoHistSoc to help #BringPeterHome https://t.co/vdnirJy9oQ pic.twitter.com/swLNesxljB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

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“Revolutionary Marxists” living in stable liberal democracies should not throw stones.

“Revolutionary Marxists” living in stable liberal democracies should not throw stones.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I don’t know if I should trust those who refer to members of the same party as “fake” if they don’t have sufficient orthodoxy to so-called progressive causes. But what do I know? https://t.co/ZubDJHPDmB

I don’t know if I should trust those who refer to members of the same party as “fake” if they don’t have sufficient orthodoxy to so-called progressive causes.

But what do I know? https://t.co/ZubDJHPDmB

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Or don’t. And your periodic reminder: don’t do heroin. Heroin will kill you. https://t.co/1SzrlvgLsj

Or don’t.

And your periodic reminder: don’t do heroin. Heroin will kill you. https://t.co/1SzrlvgLsj

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Watching the Mets on Facebook Watch on an Apple TV while listening to the Mets radio feed via the MLB Skill on an Echo Spot & complaining about it on Twitter. As @GreatDismal wrote, “the future is already here, it is just not evenly distributed.” I am part of the problem.

Watching the Mets on Facebook Watch on an Apple TV while listening to the Mets radio feed via the MLB Skill on an Echo Spot & complaining about it on Twitter.

As @GreatDismal wrote, “the future is already here, it is just not evenly distributed.”

I am part of the problem.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe. Broken chips on the floor off the shoulder of Orion. I swept glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like grease down the drain. Time to recharge. #Nexus6 #Hoover https://t.co/rnNb3djWV5

I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe. Broken chips on the floor off the shoulder of Orion. I swept glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like grease down the drain. Time to recharge. #Nexus6 #Hoover pic.twitter.com/rnNb3djWV5

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe. Broken chips on the floor off the shoulder of Orion. I swept glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like grease down the drain. Time to recharge. #Nexus6 #Hoover

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Dear @Walmart: Not my shopping cart. Daily, I get email for the other Edward Abbott, and I have reached out to him that I am getting his mail and he should probably change his email address but... *sigh* Other Edward hasn’t responded. https://t.co/D2aqjVXlFo

Dear @Walmart:

Not my shopping cart. Daily, I get email for the other Edward Abbott, and I have reached out to him that I am getting his mail and he should probably change his email address but... *sigh* Other Edward hasn’t responded. pic.twitter.com/D2aqjVXlFo

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I have been thinking about this a lot lately, and not simply because I want Alexa to respond to Hal. https://t.co/994K4DUnaI

I have been thinking about this a lot lately, and not simply because I want Alexa to respond to Hal. https://t.co/994K4DUnaI

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Is it me or did someone *cough* have their Angry-Os for breakfast this morning? Thank you, we have a great show tonight...

Is it me or did someone *cough* have their Angry-Os for breakfast this morning?

Thank you, we have a great show tonight...

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Every person who uses the #Idiocracy hashtag has, obviously, never read the superior and original #TheMarchingMorons, which doesn’t have the feel good ending of the original. https://t.co/xu1auFJxbU

Every person who uses the #Idiocracy hashtag has, obviously, never read the superior and original #TheMarchingMorons, which doesn’t have the feel good ending of the original. https://t.co/xu1auFJxbU

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 2, 2018

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The sign was irritating. The potato salad was inedible. The sandwiches were not great. https://t.co/VseTdkwu1q

The sign was irritating. The potato salad was inedible. The sandwiches were not great. pic.twitter.com/VseTdkwu1q

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 2, 2018

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The sign was irritating. The potato salad was inedible. The sandwiches were not great.

via Instagram

Anyone else get #GlobalDystopias from @BostonReview, edited by @junotdiaz? Just curious.

Anyone else get #GlobalDystopias from @BostonReview, edited by @junotdiaz?

Just curious.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 2, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

Obligatory complaint about the snow. #518wx

Obligatory complaint about the snow. #518wx

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 2, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott

I really like ham. Easter Sunday is one of the few days that I eat ham. To be told that ham is not on the menu, well, now I understand sacrifice. #Easter2018

I really like ham. Easter Sunday is one of the few days that I eat ham. To be told that ham is not on the menu, well, now I understand sacrifice. #Easter2018

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott