The Cornell announcer referred to one side of the rink as the townie side.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 17, 2019
That’s a thing.
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The Cornell announcer referred to one side of the rink as the townie side.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 17, 2019
That’s a thing.
Oooooffff #ECACPlayoffs
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Cornell seems to be playing with some urgency.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
It was 70° yesterday at this time. It is snowing now. pic.twitter.com/hr8azqelS6
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
A bunch of people are about to have their lives changed. https://t.co/FZ3x3uc3ia
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
St. Patrick’s Day is my least favorite social holiday.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Listening to the @Mets as I work out, text with friends, do chores, et cetera, makes me so very happy.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Spring is coming. #LGM
This is such a great idea. https://t.co/Z2D9ZzN7iX
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
This is a great video, with a great message. I get that he was doing it in his adopted home town, but I would love to see more videos of people doing this in their, better, hometowns. https://t.co/StC0V3Jaqy
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Maybe for 2020. #FutureRaces https://t.co/0CM288Ngnl
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
I still passively dislike her. https://t.co/PxpwN1OFrO
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Yeah, this is almost as weird as saying that your child is your best friend.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
There is a lot of pressure on relationships. The Best Friend add-on makes it even more difficult. https://t.co/5f0TBuV2AB
Hire good people. Pay them well.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
If they aren’t working out, term them quickly and honestly.
*raised eyebrow*
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Sure, Jan. pic.twitter.com/8NPOqgq5dD
Having a plan for your workout when you had been struggling with trying to figure out your route is a goodness. pic.twitter.com/8ogQHkBmxv
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Grits. Grits are good.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Mine were cheesy with chilies and a poached egg. They were delicious. pic.twitter.com/ZzxzLpSyYL
Last night @Unionmhockey beat Cornell! They are back at it today! #GoU! pic.twitter.com/2EgTY1NCs3
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
Things that are good today:
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
It’s @MichaelTBreslin’s Birthday! pic.twitter.com/k6AW8fkY9o
It took me a second. It would be helpful for readers if, when putting “stories” like this from Andy Borowitz, you would hashtag them as ridiculous so I don’t have to waste the brainpower for seven or eight seconds determining if Beto actually made a mix tape statement. https://t.co/UXrKN9ZhK7
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 16, 2019
My co-worker says, "I'm not going to lie..." so often that it now causes physical pain when I hear it.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
Yes, I have pointed it out to him. Yes, I have asked him why he would lie about something mundane.
"Part of Dave Mink and Chris Smith's jobs is to pretend to be 11-year-old girls."
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
It is great when you can monetize your hobby.https://t.co/IDR9BUD4fD via @poststar
Muting terms related to basketball has made my feed so much more bearable. I wish I could do this in real life.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
Every time I hear someone discussing basketball, I am reminded that the Frozen Four is the best weekend in NCAA athletics
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
It’s not the news, it’s people.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
“My three year old has to walk here” is not a great argument. pic.twitter.com/YsBf8lEfwn
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
Every elected official, or those running for office, should use Twitter to, once a week, let the voters (or constituents) know what they are reading. Why?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
Because what people read matters?
If they answer with “Twitter”, well, pitchforks are the metaphorical option.
This Monkey Has Gone To Heaven. #Pixies https://t.co/jxjYFvvZ71 pic.twitter.com/6uxess0DSa
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
This Monkey Has Gone To Heaven. #Pixies https://t.co/jxjYFveoft pic.twitter.com/Muu7rCFF95
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 15, 2019
Dinner. https://t.co/wpfSWdPHB2
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 13, 2019
Guy who spends hours talking about NBA basketball is irritated when I compare it to other pop culture things like the Marvel movies.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 13, 2019
Saturday, July 27th. Star Wars Night. (CC: @fredulrich @librarypants @AugureyPhoenix)
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 13, 2019
https://t.co/Sp9TbeUsxs
A hot dog is a sandwich. https://t.co/wijLuWkq5b
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 13, 2019
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary pic.twitter.com/6O73gKwJrn
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 13, 2019
Hey @vicchristopher, watch party at The Bradley? https://t.co/f2i67dNqVl
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
William Rick Singer.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
These people didn't know the rule about dealing with guys with three names.
Never ends well for anyone.
Huh? I want this to be true. I also want to be a lot happier.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
Good Vibes Are Contagious @outsidemagazine https://t.co/SOxJHM26DW
Is it really only Tuesday?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
When the President of the United States says, “Stop innovating.” https://t.co/CZ9bAIhwiL
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
No, this is amazing. https://t.co/6SlYcCPIGK
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
Looking for race videos on YouTube when the name of the race is shared with a Christian music festival in the Midwest leads to some amazing juxtapositions in the search results.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
Got home for a run. The Foster started barking to greet me. Walked into the house. Foster was expecting me to get around the corner as quickly. He was...surprised.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
The Scooby Doo trying to back up scramble but being unable to move bit is real, people. pic.twitter.com/iTjLwhVzYF
Alternate title: subtweeting Bret Stephens https://t.co/J1qpoxtJcX via @NYTOpinion
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
A game about birds? A game about birds! I want!https://t.co/yAQiGIDLxk via @NYTimes
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 12, 2019
.@chris_churchill you defended this guy... https://t.co/hFYTHCRvuf
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 11, 2019
I am lucky.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 11, 2019
I have a great son in @TristenEA. My brother, @AugureyPhoenix, is amazing. My mom, @dana_abbottd, and my dad @NedAbbottJr, have always been there for me. @librarypants is a rock!
My friends are amazing.
Thank you for being there for me.
I have read a LOT of NYT book reviews over the twenty six years or so I have been a regular reader. I don't remember one being so tough on the author, for good reason, but I am still going to read the book.https://t.co/G3Zw5Q8vu1
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 11, 2019
Anyone I know running the Icebreaker? @90210kat?https://t.co/JxvcDfzvLy
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 10, 2019
Discovering New York’s Ultra Scene https://t.co/UlxaE2Smb2
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 10, 2019
I am very luck to have the people in my life that I do.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) March 10, 2019