Saturday, March 16, 2019

The Cornell announcer referred to one side of the rink as the townie side. That’s a thing.


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Oooooffff #ECACPlayoffs


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Cornell seems to be playing with some urgency.


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It was 70° yesterday at this time. It is snowing now. https://t.co/hr8azqelS6


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A bunch of people are about to have their lives changed. https://t.co/FZ3x3uc3ia


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St. Patrick’s Day is my least favorite social holiday.


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Listening to the @Mets as I work out, text with friends, do chores, et cetera, makes me so very happy. Spring is coming. #LGM


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This is such a great idea. https://t.co/Z2D9ZzN7iX


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This is a great video, with a great message. I get that he was doing it in his adopted home town, but I would love to see more videos of people doing this in their, better, hometowns. https://t.co/StC0V3Jaqy


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Maybe for 2020. #FutureRaces https://t.co/0CM288Ngnl


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I still passively dislike her. https://t.co/PxpwN1OFrO


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Yeah, this is almost as weird as saying that your child is your best friend. There is a lot of pressure on relationships. The Best Friend add-on makes it even more difficult. https://t.co/5f0TBuV2AB


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Hire good people. Pay them well. If they aren’t working out, term them quickly and honestly.


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*raised eyebrow* Sure, Jan. https://t.co/8NPOqgq5dD


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*raised eyebrow* Sure, Jan.


Having a plan for your workout when you had been struggling with trying to figure out your route is a goodness. https://t.co/8ogQHkBmxv


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Grits. Grits are good. Mine were cheesy with chilies and a poached egg. They were delicious. https://t.co/ZzxzLpSyYL


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Last night @Unionmhockey beat Cornell! They are back at it today! #GoU! https://t.co/2EgTY1NCs3


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Things that are good today: It’s @MichaelTBreslin’s Birthday! https://t.co/k6AW8fkY9o


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It took me a second. It would be helpful for readers if, when putting “stories” like this from Andy Borowitz, you would hashtag them as ridiculous so I don’t have to waste the brainpower for seven or eight seconds determining if Beto actually made a mix tape statement. https://t.co/UXrKN9ZhK7


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Friday, March 15, 2019

My co-worker says, "I'm not going to lie..." so often that it now causes physical pain when I hear it. Yes, I have pointed it out to him. Yes, I have asked him why he would lie about something mundane.


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"Part of Dave Mink and Chris Smith's jobs is to pretend to be 11-year-old girls." It is great when you can monetize your hobby. https://t.co/IDR9BUD4fD via @poststar


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Muting terms related to basketball has made my feed so much more bearable. I wish I could do this in real life.


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Every time I hear someone discussing basketball, I am reminded that the Frozen Four is the best weekend in NCAA athletics


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It’s not the news, it’s people.


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“My three year old has to walk here” is not a great argument. https://t.co/YsBf8lEfwn


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Every elected official, or those running for office, should use Twitter to, once a week, let the voters (or constituents) know what they are reading. Why? Because what people read matters? If they answer with “Twitter”, well, pitchforks are the metaphorical option.


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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Dinner. https://t.co/wpfSWdPHB2


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Guy who spends hours talking about NBA basketball is irritated when I compare it to other pop culture things like the Marvel movies.


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Saturday, July 27th. Star Wars Night. (CC: @fredulrich @librarypants @AugureyPhoenix) https://t.co/Sp9TbeUsxs


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A hot dog is a sandwich. https://t.co/wijLuWkq5b


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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/6O73gKwJrn


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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Hey @vicchristopher, watch party at The Bradley? https://t.co/f2i67dNqVl


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William Rick Singer. These people didn't know the rule about dealing with guys with three names. Never ends well for anyone.


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Huh? I want this to be true. I also want to be a lot happier. Good Vibes Are Contagious @outsidemagazine https://t.co/SOxJHM26DW


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Is it really only Tuesday?


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When the President of the United States says, “Stop innovating.” https://t.co/CZ9bAIhwiL


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No, this is amazing. https://t.co/6SlYcCPIGK


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Looking for race videos on YouTube when the name of the race is shared with a Christian music festival in the Midwest leads to some amazing juxtapositions in the search results.


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Got home for a run. The Foster started barking to greet me. Walked into the house. Foster was expecting me to get around the corner as quickly. He was...surprised. The Scooby Doo trying to back up scramble but being unable to move bit is real, people. https://t.co/iTjLwhVzYF


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Alternate title: subtweeting Bret Stephens https://t.co/J1qpoxtJcX via @NYTOpinion


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A game about birds? A game about birds! I want! https://t.co/yAQiGIDLxk via @NYTimes


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Monday, March 11, 2019

.@chris_churchill you defended this guy... https://t.co/hFYTHCRvuf


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I am lucky. I have a great son in @TristenEA. My brother, @AugureyPhoenix, is amazing. My mom, @dana_abbottd, and my dad @NedAbbottJr, have always been there for me. @librarypants is a rock! My friends are amazing. Thank you for being there for me.


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I have read a LOT of NYT book reviews over the twenty six years or so I have been a regular reader. I don't remember one being so tough on the author, for good reason, but I am still going to read the book. https://t.co/G3Zw5Q8vu1


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