Saturday, April 1, 2017

“If I lose this job,” she said, “I’ll sit home and die.” Yet she said she might still vote for Trump in 2020. https://t.co/JmUQUnG62L


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Cruel. https://t.co/OUV97zmOSn


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Drowning Panda https://t.co/nwqIlAVheH


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He has huge falafel. https://t.co/klCjuAXNKz


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Loved @DarcyCarden on @jonlovett's #LovettOrLeaveIt from @crookedmedia. Listen here: https://t.co/yfXHY6Gb5B


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I see no reason for a man to have dinner with another man who is not a family member. https://t.co/yrnp2gZlEo


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Friday, March 31, 2017

Drink this. It is very good. Very very good. https://t.co/VoYAZ0pz8I


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Grey day on the Hudson. https://t.co/lgxPBypHI5 https://t.co/i2oQOO77gz


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Grey day on the Hudson.


Happy Birthday, @davegetrucked!


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Hahahahahah, Nerds! The link between video games and unemployment - via @TheEconomist https://t.co/3Xb4ubt5yd


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I am working on a musical. I am going to call it "Yonkers, Oh, Yonkers!"


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I read this and let out an audible "oooff" in the quiet car. https://t.co/seN8DV8eGM


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“There’s a chronic sense of anxiety among my patients that I have never seen before.” https://t.co/oJyGzqfCHK


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I have to get up in two hours but being up now is cool.


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Something something Sherman something something I-85.


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Getting ready for the game. #lacrosse https://t.co/TvTi2gOZgl https://t.co/AqAvP4qtBW


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Getting ready for the game. #lacrosse


Fine, if drivers are considered employees and you can seek relief from parent company. https://t.co/gBaKEJKKNk


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Do we really need a long read about Bob Seger from @NPR? No, I do not think that we do. https://t.co/RJ71vGJpCJ


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Getting a hair cut does not make you a f*****g hero.


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#ThanksDonald #TiredOfWinning https://t.co/neMMHmjjV5


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I want one for the house. #Art via @mental_floss https://t.co/OiFYMxyn56


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It is a symbol of treason. It is an emblem of losing. https://t.co/krXbiRyUtc


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Nope nope nope. PSA: Don't use heroin. Heroin will kill you. https://t.co/T8pag73meC


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STEM funding for nonpublic schools? Oh, GFY. https://t.co/dkANJ5NyeV


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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Shared without comment. https://t.co/VBfqydy8f7


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2017, folks. https://t.co/wo1R4jwctq


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I think the good folks at @GetRuckedTroy need to invite this journalist up for a tasting. https://t.co/etsyURwSTh


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I am irrationally excited for the return of #TradingSpaces. https://t.co/KPvahGCax8


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Go Ned! https://t.co/NoHtWPcXzQ


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For people who do not get public policy, there is fiction that can help but... People don't, or can't, read critic… https://t.co/0BJUdWw5vh


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And then stuff from the '70s, written as a reaction to both the earlier works, Vietnam, & the death of the Imperial… https://t.co/aTTGDDGCR2


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There is a bunch of fiction from the '50s that helps make sense of what is going on in the United States right now.


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Anyone interested? Seattle is okay as a city but...doughnuts! June 10th. #LardButt1K https://t.co/JYW0I8RD3u


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Monday, March 27, 2017

Challenge accepted. https://t.co/jNefTTVaqL


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This. I am a back of the pack guy who signs up for things. It gets me out the door. #FatGuyRunning https://t.co/pqqKHNytn4


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Oh, this should make running through the 'Burgh even more pleasurable. https://t.co/M26ZbnMEkx


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On the other hand, @paigethesage,if the @Mets have a better record than the @astros, you pay for TEA to go to college. Deal?


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The wager, @paigethesage, is if the @astros beat the @Mets, I will buy your puppy an Astros bandana.


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Hey @paigethesage, @ESPN has your @astros finishing with a better record than my @Mets. Wager? 1/2 https://t.co/J0XoAvm2f2


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But are you wearing leggings? https://t.co/nOKbuvLMP3


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Never, ever, tell people that their fandom is wrong because of how they mourn or celebrate. #RulesForTEA


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Never tell people how to celebrate #RulesForTEA


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Never tell people how to mourn. #RulesForTEA


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I wear my @fitbit Alta because I need metrics to prove my worth/value, which is the point. Great read. #Fitted https://t.co/Fg2xAC2amT


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This is what I need this morning. #NowPlaying Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs ♫ https://t.co/XOqg1EFEAq


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This could have been awesome. Ugh, why didn't I hear about it? Writer-in-Residence - Mall of America https://t.co/AbBQVbRta5


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It was either face another night if insomnia or try the Sleep With Me Podcast. I slept like a baby. https://t.co/l0cj44ce8w


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This is such a cool idea. @Bibs2Bags https://t.co/N7t0afTIu8


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Good story. Unfortunate headline. @cgrand3 rocks. #LGM #DrinkWater https://t.co/MtKwMxqcLI


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More resources expended on this than on an inner city homicide. https://t.co/AY6hBnHb4W


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True story: my goal is to average 20k but I almost never get there. https://t.co/TOAwWb54BW


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Sunday, March 26, 2017

Luke warm take: Leggings are not pants. Not that I stand with @united but...leggings are not pants.


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The UC Hockey Fan FB page is getting ugly...#MetsTwitter ugly, with people accusing others of what it means to be a true fan.


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.@kyle_j_kranz muscle soreness after back to back runs is my issue. Delayed though... dead legs three days later.


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Maybe. And @TristenEA is off school that weekend. Naples Daily News Half Marathon 2018 https://t.co/vfwwlSoF4J


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Maybe. But same weekend as Naples Fall Classic. JFK 50 Mile https://t.co/o10KchXzNe


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Maybe. But same weekend as JFK50. Fall Classic Half Marathon & 5k Run https://t.co/VlYHypUqha


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I forget about the horn section and then I remember why I love this album. Jane's Addiction - Idiots Rule https://t.co/JHjSuzpjE2


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If this does not cause thoughts of concern, you may need to rethink your positions. https://t.co/tY4IRotuLf


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File under #AwkwardFamilyHistory https://t.co/gGWms0wg3r


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