Saturday, April 29, 2017

Called it. #LetsGoMets https://t.co/hMBdF8HcFu


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Fall-tacular. https://t.co/UAmfn4Gn2u https://t.co/ng1fdLFAm9


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Fall-tacular.


"I hate running and I hate myself for running." Thanks to @library_shoes for the photo. https://t.co/0I0N99rZjg https://t.co/8dbbBtPVdA


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"I believe, in that moment, he became Presidential." 2nd Annual Manupella Memorial 5K. 32:17 First mile at 9:05 (…… https://t.co/vrVFUWAOpK


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"I hate running and I hate myself for running." Thanks to @library_shoes for the photo.


"I believe, in that moment, he became Presidential." 2nd Annual Manupella Memorial 5K. 32:17 First mile at 9:05 (which is way too fast for a guy like me) Was shooting for #Sub30.


Hey, give the #FyreFest people a break: who among us hasn't contemplated giving Ja Rule the equivalent of college tuition to see Blink-182?


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Dog sighted: Maixy, cute older black lab. Maplehurst Dr., off of N. Lake. Very sweet. Took off when I went to get her water. Tagged.


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#Neverthelessshepersisted https://t.co/XwneAJtvqU


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Friday, April 28, 2017

Free stuff. https://t.co/guMUMOC9dT


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Chicks, man. (No, I shared the duck chicks on Snap...). https://t.co/xMDqod0gUz https://t.co/tnPYuY99yF


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Chicks, man. (No, I shared the duck chicks on Snap...).


🎶You're my little potato. You're my little potato. I dug you up. You come from underground. 🎶 #Garden #RedPotato…… https://t.co/x1uDZtWOJZ


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🎶You're my little potato. You're my little potato. I dug you up. You come from underground. 🎶 #Garden #RedPotatoes


How would the world be different if Rockefeller was elected President or Nixon chose him as his Veep instead of Ford?


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Guess who chopped a chili for his morning meal & just rubbed his right eye without washing his hands?


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Prediction: The @Mets take two out of three from the Nats this weekend. #LGM Largely because #MetsTwitter is so sky is falling.


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Slumberjack Ft. K.Flay cover M.I.A. 'Paper Planes' for Like A Version Thoughts, @paigethesage? https://t.co/NUGrpNNgrj


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Hey, they are the Heartland Institute not the Brainland Institute. https://t.co/GgLZpWi1D0


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#SaveTheWhales from self-harm? If there were a way to know about their behavior in the absence of us. https://t.co/C6hLEwzDao


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Please use my wearable technology to solve my murder and/or avenge my death. https://t.co/91nw6ra7Qd


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Well, this is depressing. #Vaquita https://t.co/PKlTFCYAbo


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Another year, another evening of me futilely waiting on the couch for a call telling me that I have been drafted b…… https://t.co/Sn6RzWia5k


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#FatGuyRunning https://t.co/rdNJuWBHsH


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The #Mets lost. It is sultry out. I hurt in sensitive areas. But...I got my run in. #FatGuyRunning… https://t.co/iffoEUatR0


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The #Mets lost. It is sultry out. I hurt in sensitive areas. But...I got my run in. #FatGuyRunning


Oh, @ynscspds, get well soon, man. #LGM


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Neti 👏 pots 👏 will 👏 kill 👏 you 👏 https://t.co/Splgnaupna


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Hahahahahahahahahahaha... Wait... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. https://t.co/mjqQnu0jky


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Ways to avoid bloody nipples 1) Use Glide 2) Get them pierced 3) Run topless. https://t.co/0iwprzNpeK


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I am not saying it was aliens but...it was aliens. https://t.co/VEjsxHSKXU


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I want to know more before my head gets explodey. https://t.co/LnpfQKyVJ6


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It's not that I am gloating... https://t.co/9JGhCiAeNm


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Remember: the Irish are lazy and drunk and cannot be trusted. Report crimes by the Irish to the authorities. https://t.co/r0O9ejTqcw


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DLYA SEBYA! https://t.co/SiaNiOJDvR


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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

I hadn't even thought to check for ticks today and one found me. #UpstateInSpring


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Pro tip: if you claim to be an intellectual on Twitter, you are not an intellectual.


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Says the guy who was triggered by monuments to treasonous losers coming down. https://t.co/IWVFgH2r7C


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Hey @AngelosTzelepis, did Le Batard survive the ESPN layoffs?


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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

The Lansingburgh parents are awesome. Classy AF. https://t.co/VHnqjB9gIE


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Vorheesville Lacrosse in the rain at Lansingburgh. You know, the rain does make Lansingburgh worse. #GoBirds… https://t.co/9hib9fMwfN


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Vorheesville Lacrosse in the rain at Lansingburgh. You know, the rain does make Lansingburgh worse. #GoBirds


Pretty bird of prey seen while walking the foster. https://t.co/rPjDatIk15 https://t.co/DtnrrJXzId


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Pretty bird of prey seen while walking the foster.


I disagree as well. Any list without @GetRuckedTroy is invalid. #FakeNews https://t.co/lynPXdGGOi


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"It's nostalgia. You are a tourist in your own youth." Great piece from @SPIN about #Everlong being spectacular. https://t.co/pW3tbT2Sbh


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I saw a brace of turkeys this morning on my run and chuckled to myself about their dinosaur like qualities.… https://t.co/rgd4arDiXY


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Trying to figure out if this is shade by @atlasobscura re: Boston https://t.co/F6bcsKU1XA


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Great concept. Great cast. There are reasons I wasn't watching. #Powerless https://t.co/pcvV5dnMi7


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#FatGuyRunning in the rain. https://t.co/jD9NFLWRDv https://t.co/3TcscxEm4F


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#FatGuyRunning in the rain.


Or sedition. Let's go with sedition and treason. https://t.co/aLWjKfscaD


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Tom Hardy is the hero we need.


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Takeaway: Millennials think golf takes too long, but Murray branded clothing will make it cool. https://t.co/zYONNoFHjm


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A friend says that Phoenix is her "guilty pleasure" band. I love them unreservedly. https://t.co/35ptZC1iGD


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Huh. AstroTurf organization in a free speech suit. https://t.co/wLjdlw5KyU


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This guy wants a participation trophy. https://t.co/RmF3qrrnTg


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As I discussed with a friend last night, Baron Strange is my favorite hereditary title.


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Monday, April 24, 2017

It's clear that a leader like Sheriff David Clarke is ultimately responsible for this. https://t.co/5csIsfezde


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Did I maintenance run at lunch and finished in the #hammock. #FatGuyRunning https://t.co/oTGIM021ek https://t.co/m9i6fYhSqN


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Between yesterday's run & today's run, I realized that I had, & then listened to, an impressive/embarrassing amount of New Jack Swing.


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Did I maintenance run at lunch and finished in the #hammock. #FatGuyRunning


I shared this with a couple of friends but #Hero. One 12-Year-Old’s 800-Mile Drive Across Australia, via @nytimes https://t.co/3GEcrq8z9o


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

I am not wishing harm on Daniel Murphy but... #LGM


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PSA: Don't use heroin. Heroin will kill you. Also we have 90% of the season left. We will do fine. #LGM https://t.co/rkiixqkjM8


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It doesn't count as a run unless there is a photo on social media. #FatGuyRunning https://t.co/pOJxvtzySs https://t.co/XfqoES7f21


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It doesn't count as a run unless there is a photo on social media. #FatGuyRunning


Ruppert, of White Haven, PA (#30Rock!) is worried she is going to be seen as a laughing stock. She need not worry. https://t.co/aMxBgpLdcS


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