There is a bunny, literally a small rabbit, living under my kayak right now. The foster is very very interested in it.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 15, 2018
This is what I think:
“T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed...” pic.twitter.com/eErVv74I0F
Is @NRO ”deep state”, “fake news”, or RINO? Asking for a friend. https://t.co/e0E5ja1bFB
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 15, 2018
Just started @AlyssaMastro44’s book & her comment about spending more time in the Early ‘90s at GSW shows made me think, “oh, Upstate NY” & “same” simultaneously. It’s a good book. Read it.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 14, 2018
#TeamMarmot https://t.co/QZnctx4FN9
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 13, 2018
This is my favorite type of political Tweet. https://t.co/xsxyliRNJr
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 13, 2018
#Assiduity! pic.twitter.com/FHjaCZ67ah
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 12, 2018
“paddy wagon” is an ethnic slur. The @timesunion should do better and apologize. https://t.co/vKOcPdpLkW
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 12, 2018
I like dogs more than I like people.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 12, 2018
More to the point, I care less about the foster’s motivations for snuggling with me than when someone texts me, “we need to have a talk”. https://t.co/IYEVhyVDRR
TFW: you see a single kernel of corn in a urinal and you know that you are going to think about it for the rest of the evening.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 12, 2018
*cough* Singapore *cough* https://t.co/zbwSrjtGJr
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
In other news, I really love the new Childish Gambino single.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
I say we forcibly eject bros wearing Colorado t-shirts & those who have South Carolina stickers on their oversized pickups from New York. States’ rights and some such nonesense, amiright? https://t.co/HysDgB9WHI
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Perfect is the enemy of good. https://t.co/PcIex2QvUX
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Organized labor is a special interest. https://t.co/9giPLj02xa
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Samual Wilson, aka Uncle Sam, in Troy, NY. #EnjoyTroy pic.twitter.com/N8XMWbnxQg
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Season Four of “Madame Secretary” was quietly subversive, until it become openly subversive.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Every day. pic.twitter.com/ktKRgvsPHH
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
While they are both used far too often as touchstones, the expository bits in both “Children of Men” & “V for Vendetta” seem too close to real looking at the NY Times front page this morning.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
Everyone? https://t.co/FYSX11Z0W3
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 11, 2018
If your apology includes an “if”, rethink and then restate. #RulesForTEA
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Nearly every story about California today has me rethinking their place in the republic. https://t.co/8mMG9qxWEu
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
“Losing the charismatic, intelligent animals with the distinctive black-and-white “paint job” and permanent smile would be a blow to the area.”
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
You know, these are sentient creatures, right? We are watching them die off and the author says the above... https://t.co/AXIpS1rNIY
Because even if they are less important, I derive satisfaction from striking through items on my todo list. https://t.co/JHywOA9I30
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
The sanctimony of local newsreaders is breathtaking.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Shared without comment. https://t.co/FsVYZQpwpD
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Even as a Mets fan, there is never a bad day for baseball. #EnjoyTroy #VamosGatos @tcvalleycats pic.twitter.com/8Oe9fpeT8f
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Kathy Sheehan from @rchistoricalsociety as well as being THE historian for Troy and Rensselaer County at the @tcvalleycats game at Bruno Stadium on Sunday, July 8th. #EnjoyTroy pic.twitter.com/prXu0Hm8Y6
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Every individual that I have ever encountered who had an association with McKinsey failed both the beer test and the basic humanity test. Granted my sample size is small but they give consultants a bad name.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Wilmer Flores is just the guy I want to see retire as a Met.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Good take about a universe that I don’t care about: Lando is so much more interesting than Boba Fett.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Before, in the long ago, I used to believe that all Americans share about 90% of the same political DNA.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
That was naive of me. https://t.co/82ujvlQD0E
Twitter: my eleven year old wxTex messenger bag fell apart today.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
I need a good waterproof messenger bag that is big enough to serve double duty occasionally. Suggestions?
This is a really good piece. Thoughts, @JOTeepe? https://t.co/PzvF2VzgdI
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
If you are going to send a representative to a fundraiser instead of coming yourself, ensure that they have a quick two minutes and that they don’t ramble.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 10, 2018
Boris should move to NY.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 9, 2018
He should then run for Senate.
He could the use that as a springboard to his Presidential run.
BJ in 2024! pic.twitter.com/zil0VGtwjZ
Post hoc ergo propter hoc. https://t.co/Kvn2bVsTH8
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 9, 2018
Adults that still identify as Eagle Scouts are not to be trusted.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 8, 2018
Shuffle just went from @ShinobiNinja to @MsGladysKnight and that transition is amazing.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 8, 2018
I will not apologize. https://t.co/XGfF4VP2RK
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 8, 2018
NB: just because you are in compliance with the IRS, it does not mean you are in compliance with the DOL, or even state regulations.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 8, 2018
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) July 8, 2018
