After a full day of yard work, the foster is exhausted, but he is a good boy. 12/10 https://t.co/bNfAMG5ToP

After a full day of yard work, the foster is exhausted, but he is a good boy. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/bNfAMG5ToP

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 5, 2018

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After a full day of yard work, the foster is exhausted, but he is a good boy. 12/10

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Reading House of Leaves on a back deck over a sunny spring weekend, listening to Radiohead. The book was recommended by @paigethesage & became a favorite. https://t.co/H2uDylKh33

Reading House of Leaves on a back deck over a sunny spring weekend, listening to Radiohead. The book was recommended by @paigethesage & became a favorite. https://t.co/H2uDylKh33

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 5, 2018

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#OutOfTime while doing yard work. I'm listening to R U Talkin' R.E.M. Re: ME? on @TuneIn. #NowPlaying https://t.co/F6L1h4hkDF

#OutOfTime while doing yard work. I'm listening to R U Talkin' R.E.M. Re: ME? on @TuneIn. #NowPlaying https://t.co/F6L1h4hkDF

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 5, 2018

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He signs within a couple of weeks. The Cy Young, hopefully, is soon for him. https://t.co/AmStVwap4e

He signs within a couple of weeks. The Cy Young, hopefully, is soon for him. https://t.co/AmStVwap4e

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 4, 2018

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I remember chanting #HarveysBetter with my son and it is still a great memory. https://t.co/8LOjtTNBMa

I remember chanting #HarveysBetter with my son and it is still a great memory. https://t.co/8LOjtTNBMa

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 4, 2018

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Anthropology professor calls HR Consultant a “bullsh*t job”. Let that sink in for a second. https://t.co/mMqmu4NspV

Anthropology professor calls HR Consultant a “bullsh*t job”.
Let that sink in for a second. https://t.co/mMqmu4NspV

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 4, 2018

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How many of those new hires were defense attorneys for the President, his family, and his support staff? #Askingforafriend https://t.co/iWJG9A8aEU

How many of those new hires were defense attorneys for the President, his family, and his support staff? #Askingforafriend https://t.co/iWJG9A8aEU

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 4, 2018

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If you haven’t read #TheGatekeepers, you really should. Also, listen to @jdickerson’s #Whistlestop (and buy the book) for more information about the general weirdness about the Presidency. https://t.co/EaJPcHLhC1

If you haven’t read #TheGatekeepers, you really should.

Also, listen to @jdickerson’s #Whistlestop (and buy the book) for more information about the general weirdness about the Presidency. https://t.co/EaJPcHLhC1

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 3, 2018

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Move over Lassie: IQ tests reveal pigs can outsmart dogs and chimpanzees CC: @librarypants https://t.co/6JVl8QS7DF via @YouTube

Move over Lassie: IQ tests reveal pigs can outsmart dogs and chimpanzees

CC: @librarypants https://t.co/6JVl8QS7DF via @YouTube

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 3, 2018

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Older article, but @librarypants, this is a thing... https://t.co/sdR9idby92

Older article, but @librarypants, this is a thing... https://t.co/sdR9idby92

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 3, 2018

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Oh, Spring in the Capitol District. #Classic Post from @alloveralbany https://t.co/Qf0aC3IuIb

Oh, Spring in the Capitol District. #Classic Post from @alloveralbany https://t.co/Qf0aC3IuIb

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 3, 2018

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Given what is happening with Tesla this morning, do you wonder if Lex Luthor had stockholders? https://t.co/MhSCbNJwPJ

Given what is happening with Tesla this morning, do you wonder if Lex Luthor had stockholders? pic.twitter.com/MhSCbNJwPJ

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 3, 2018

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Oh, come on. This is just trolling. https://t.co/KQSNl8c3JD

Oh, come on.

This is just trolling. https://t.co/KQSNl8c3JD

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 2, 2018

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Stumbled upon a labor and training thread and said a silent prayer in thanks that I did not work for the people commenting.

Stumbled upon a labor and training thread and said a silent prayer in thanks that I did not work for the people commenting.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 1, 2018

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FWIW, I am polite to Alexa & Siri* because when our robot overlords appear, I am going to need character witnesses. *Leon, the vacuum, is a member of the family at the point. https://t.co/ThmD9PfkWw

FWIW, I am polite to Alexa & Siri* because when our robot overlords appear, I am going to need character witnesses.

*Leon, the vacuum, is a member of the family at the point. https://t.co/ThmD9PfkWw

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 1, 2018

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Yeah, when the “pets are my children” crowd complains about actual human children being a menace, I am going to paint them with this brush. https://t.co/p7j2hGu61R

Yeah, when the “pets are my children” crowd complains about actual human children being a menace, I am going to paint them with this brush. https://t.co/p7j2hGu61R

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 1, 2018

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This is a good program. This is good for the state and the people. I ❤️ NY. https://t.co/GLVnUPtlIw

This is a good program. This is good for the state and the people.

I ❤️ NY. https://t.co/GLVnUPtlIw

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 1, 2018

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This is weird, even for Albany. https://t.co/m1M5B01XsM

This is weird, even for Albany. https://t.co/m1M5B01XsM

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) May 1, 2018

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Unsurprising that people who don’t trust knowledge don’t care about institutional knowledge. https://t.co/BwYPtxoM1R

Unsurprising that people who don’t trust knowledge don’t care about institutional knowledge. https://t.co/BwYPtxoM1R

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 30, 2018

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Hanson looks like a beta. #ChadsUnite https://t.co/o20jsl3RoJ

Hanson looks like a beta. #ChadsUnite https://t.co/o20jsl3RoJ

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 30, 2018

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OH: Why do we keep stopping? Me: (inner monologue) Well, ma’am, let me explain how public buses work.

OH: Why do we keep stopping?
Me: (inner monologue) Well, ma’am, let me explain how public buses work.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 30, 2018

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It was a good story with compelling (such as they were) performances, but it is not a great film. https://t.co/vz5I17l8ZV

It was a good story with compelling (such as they were) performances, but it is not a great film. https://t.co/vz5I17l8ZV

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 30, 2018

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B- #avengersinfinitywar https://t.co/OFJtOIrisl

B-#avengersinfinitywar pic.twitter.com/OFJtOIrisl

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 30, 2018

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B- #avengersinfinitywar

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At A:IW.

At A:IW.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 29, 2018

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Town of Brunswisk DPW is trying to clear a blockage in the sewer on North Lake and the result is sewer gas coming into the house, so there is that.

Town of Brunswisk DPW is trying to clear a blockage in the sewer on North Lake and the result is sewer gas coming into the house, so there is that.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 29, 2018

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#Brunch https://t.co/rFgjL97e7K

#Brunch pic.twitter.com/rFgjL97e7K

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 29, 2018

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#Brunch

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The WHCA dinner...was weird. Tone and content were off. Michele Wolf is a fine standup, and some of her jokes landed but...

The WHCA dinner...was weird. Tone and content were off. Michele Wolf is a fine standup, and some of her jokes landed but...

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 29, 2018

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