Friday, September 21, 2018

My back is out, because I am old and fat, and it hurts to stand, let alone walk, but Twitter this morning makes me feel worse than my back does.


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Thursday, September 20, 2018

And if we aren't survivors, we became Yankees fans at some point.


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Worse than Juan Samuel in center? Mackey not being able to throw back to the pitcher? Mo Vaughn's ankle? Trading away Tom Terrific? Mike Hampton deciding to go to Colorado because the schools were better than New York? We are survivors. https://t.co/h72MNErytN


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Hey, @JOTeepe https://t.co/MoqAMbcim3


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The #DoubleDouble at @druthersbrewing is better than its namesake from that regional chain in California. https://t.co/3cIOxoAHtw


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The #DoubleDouble at @druthersbrewing is better than its namesake from that regional chain in California.


Ranch is disgusting. The people who like ranch are fine but ranch is disgusting. https://t.co/io7JiYXKZn


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Next year... https://t.co/39Utdlucsf


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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

It takes a special type of arrogance to write the employee handbook sections on "Outside Employment".


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This is great. CC: @librarypants @hokiebeccaCFS https://t.co/x2xAITslbr


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I hope it goes well! 👍 https://t.co/cF9MOqHm5P


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Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo The way you move ain't fair, you know!


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Merrick. Garland. https://t.co/dCtjnCqYuG


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Tuesday, September 18, 2018

It looks like something from Mario Cart... Oh... https://t.co/gg2u0mRAlK


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Hey @pepsi, your delivery vehicle blocking the box (New Bern Transport) is not a good look. Thanks for making my day worse. https://t.co/ebur3TcpQF


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Thank the Maker👍 https://t.co/F4E6eRiVoA


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Well, I have to scrub my brain now.


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