It was tasty and probably better for me than sports drinks. pic.twitter.com/uHXyUFl0cO
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 25, 2018
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Saturday, February 24, 2018
It was tasty and probably better for me than sports drinks. https://t.co/uHXyUFl0cO
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I tried it. I will let you know tomorrow how the recovery went. https://t.co/QCPaukhp03
I tried it. I will let you know tomorrow how the recovery went. https://t.co/QCPaukhp03
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 25, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Wish I thought of this... Me: I am going to explain the Facts of Life. Son: Okay... Me: Well, Mrs. Garrett was the Drummond’s house keeper before she moved to Peekskill to become the Nutritionist and House Mom at Eastman. The show was about the girls she took care of.
Wish I thought of this...
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
Me: I am going to explain the Facts of Life.
Son: Okay...
Me: Well, Mrs. Garrett was the Drummond’s house keeper before she moved to Peekskill to become the Nutritionist and House Mom at Eastman. The show was about the girls she took care of.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
I feel for the people losing their homes but... Nothing should be done. https://t.co/uCJr68dZ3z
I feel for the people losing their homes but...
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
Nothing should be done. https://t.co/uCJr68dZ3z
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This is a difficult read. https://t.co/Smk3z0ce1L
This is a difficult read. https://t.co/Smk3z0ce1L
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
No child growing up says to themselves, “I want to be a prop comic when I get older.”
No child growing up says to themselves, “I want to be a prop comic when I get older.”
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Friday, February 23, 2018
Fuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. Cornell is up 4-1 late. https://t.co/dJIm1m5nlD
Fuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
Cornell is up 4-1 late. https://t.co/dJIm1m5nlD
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Yes, that is Calvin peeing on “Gun Control”. #UpstateAmerica https://t.co/KimejxL4gK
Yes, that is Calvin peeing on “Gun Control”. #UpstateAmerica pic.twitter.com/KimejxL4gK
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 24, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
“Democracy Dies In Your Spam Folder” Get the @crookedmedia newsletter. https://t.co/zBUXoR0kp5
“Democracy Dies In Your Spam Folder”
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
Get the @crookedmedia newsletter. https://t.co/zBUXoR0kp5
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
This is not a good use of tax money. SROs do little to add to the safety of the school. https://t.co/oNTblqLchk
This is not a good use of tax money.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
SROs do little to add to the safety of the school. https://t.co/oNTblqLchk
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Hey @librarypants. No personal income tax. Beer at @riptidebrews. Naples, FL Librarian - Naples Regional Library https://t.co/LA786tugsO @GovernmentJobs
Hey @librarypants.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
No personal income tax. Beer at @riptidebrews.
Naples, FL Librarian - Naples Regional Library https://t.co/LA786tugsO @GovernmentJobs
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
In light of this most recent outage by @GetSpectrum, Rensselaer County, led by a public private partnership with @RPI should invest in municipal broadband. https://t.co/wSPk1LE3cK
In light of this most recent outage by @GetSpectrum, Rensselaer County, led by a public private partnership with @RPI should invest in municipal broadband. https://t.co/wSPk1LE3cK
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
And in the coffee shop, Mack tells Earl,”you know, this wouldn’t be a bad idea.” https://t.co/eYrOntrFKN
And in the coffee shop, Mack tells Earl,”you know, this wouldn’t be a bad idea.” https://t.co/eYrOntrFKN
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
There is something appealing about this. https://t.co/rUzfMF3l3O
There is something appealing about this. https://t.co/rUzfMF3l3O
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
This seems unsurprising. I have anecdotal experience with this but I am glad there is data. https://t.co/6ui20CYvZy
This seems unsurprising. I have anecdotal experience with this but I am glad there is data. https://t.co/6ui20CYvZy
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Hour 15 without Data.
Hour 15 without Data.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Thursday, February 22, 2018
Answers: 1) Eagle Scout 2) Constitutionalist 3) Skeptic 4) Ravenclaw Question: “What are these words in a Twitter bio indicate that the person is going to have ‘hot takes’ that are both wrong and banal?” Alex, I will take Potent Potables for $800.
Answers:
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
1) Eagle Scout
2) Constitutionalist
3) Skeptic
4) Ravenclaw
Question: “What are these words in a Twitter bio indicate that the person is going to have ‘hot takes’ that are both wrong and banal?”
Alex, I will take Potent Potables for $800.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
We may have descended into tribalism and anarchy but we survived the Power Outage of Feb 22. https://t.co/ndZTYXrpHq
We may have descended into tribalism and anarchy but we survived the Power Outage of Feb 22. pic.twitter.com/ndZTYXrpHq
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Better to light a candle rather than curse the darkness, right? But power has been restored. The Dark Lord of the Wasteland & I will form a Truth & Reconciliation Committee to put this behind us.
Better to light a candle rather than curse the darkness, right?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 23, 2018
But power has been restored. The Dark Lord of the Wasteland & I will form a Truth & Reconciliation Committee to put this behind us.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
The British* now say 9:15 pm. for restoration of services. The Dark One & I have called a truce to discuss the news. Behind his lines, it smells of illness, desperation, & evil. Why have we been forsaken? *This is punishment for sending @piersmorgan back. https://t.co/Wwcwzzhu3A
The British* now say 9:15 pm. for restoration of services.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
The Dark One & I have called a truce to discuss the news. Behind his lines, it smells of illness, desperation, & evil.
Why have we been forsaken?
*This is punishment for sending @piersmorgan back. pic.twitter.com/Wwcwzzhu3A
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
The battery backups have failed. I am alone with my thoughts, and Twitter. The Dark One rules the south side of the house. He believes this calamity befell us because we did not offer proper sacrifice to the old gods. He has taken the Foster as his Bride.
The battery backups have failed. I am alone with my thoughts, and Twitter.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
The Dark One rules the south side of the house. He believes this calamity befell us because we did not offer proper sacrifice to the old gods. He has taken the Foster as his Bride.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
The British have failed us. I am reduced to Tweeting by candlelight. What other privations will I face? The only thing that warms my heart is that @TristenEA and @librarypants are not here to witness how little time it has taken for me to fall so far. https://t.co/HxXlOSwbAq
The British have failed us.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
I am reduced to Tweeting by candlelight.
What other privations will I face?
The only thing that warms my heart is that @TristenEA and @librarypants are not here to witness how little time it has taken for me to fall so far. pic.twitter.com/HxXlOSwbAq
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
And some people want to arm these rabble rousers. https://t.co/oMC5yIOiVw
And some people want to arm these rabble rousers. https://t.co/oMC5yIOiVw
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Our great experiment has failed. Chaos. My brother has locked himself in the bathroom, declaring himself “Ruler of the Literal Wasteland” as well as God King to the Foster. He demands to be called Dan Maud’dib.
Our great experiment has failed.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
Chaos.
My brother has locked himself in the bathroom, declaring himself “Ruler of the Literal Wasteland” as well as God King to the Foster.
He demands to be called Dan Maud’dib.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
We have heard rumors via the wireless that our long national nightmare may soon be over. Thanks to the tireless work of the British, we may have our power restored soon. https://t.co/eXfh5UANCU
We have heard rumors via the wireless that our long national nightmare may soon be over. Thanks to the tireless work of the British, we may have our power restored soon. pic.twitter.com/eXfh5UANCU
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
The Republican Monarchy of Freelandia is dead! Long live the People’s Democratic Republic of Freelandia!
The Republican Monarchy of Freelandia is dead!
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
Long live the People’s Democratic Republic of Freelandia!
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
As we have received no word from the so called government, we have decided to declare ourselves the Sovereign Republican Monarchy of Freelandia. We have a flag. We offer universal health care, universal suffrage, and employment opportunities. https://t.co/5cYmxkyI4M
As we have received no word from the so called government, we have decided to declare ourselves the Sovereign Republican Monarchy of Freelandia.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
We have a flag.
We offer universal health care, universal suffrage, and employment opportunities. pic.twitter.com/5cYmxkyI4M
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
We are now at an hour without power. The world we once knew is gone. There is open warfare in the office now. There are good times too, though. Quiet times. I can sit by the fire, in my old rocking chair, & play my ukulele. Going to get the still going tomorrow. https://t.co/crJqv3Fmzk
We are now at an hour without power. The world we once knew is gone. There is open warfare in the office now.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
There are good times too, though. Quiet times. I can sit by the fire, in my old rocking chair, & play my ukulele.
Going to get the still going tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/crJqv3Fmzk
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
We have been 23 Minutes without power. The sounds of the UPS batteries have taken on a musical quality. It is now that the tough decisions need to be made. Is the Foster more valuable as food or as protection? All these trappings of civilization are useless. https://t.co/88ngFv9fvg
We have been 23 Minutes without power. The sounds of the UPS batteries have taken on a musical quality.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
It is now that the tough decisions need to be made.
Is the Foster more valuable as food or as protection?
All these trappings of civilization are useless. pic.twitter.com/88ngFv9fvg
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
The power has been out for fifteen minutes. If it is still out at 4 pm, I will not be surprised if we go feral. #AintWeAPair https://t.co/4Q2WXDm0H5
The power has been out for fifteen minutes.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
If it is still out at 4 pm, I will not be surprised if we go feral. #AintWeAPair pic.twitter.com/4Q2WXDm0H5
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Bring Peter home to RCHS https://t.co/vdnirJy9oQ
Bring Peter home to RCHS https://t.co/vdnirJy9oQ
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Flotsam and jetsam on the Hudson. https://t.co/AeAaiiQHCI https://t.co/jR0i3WG8w0
Flotsam and jetsam on the Hudson. https://t.co/AeAaiiQHCI pic.twitter.com/jR0i3WG8w0
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Happy Founders Day, @UnionCollegeNY! Then here's to thee, thou brave and free, Old Union smiling o'er us, And for many a day, as thy walls grow gray, May they ring with thy children's chorus! https://t.co/nvzWTjwsuD
Happy Founders Day, @UnionCollegeNY!
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 22, 2018
Then here's to thee, thou brave and free,
Old Union smiling o'er us,
And for many a day, as thy walls grow gray,
May they ring with thy children's chorus! pic.twitter.com/nvzWTjwsuD
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Narrator: Uncoincidentally, “Shameless Old Fraud” was what @piersmorgan was planning on calling his latest autobiography. https://t.co/NXN2gj3479
Narrator: Uncoincidentally, “Shameless Old Fraud” was what @piersmorgan was planning on calling his latest autobiography. https://t.co/NXN2gj3479
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 21, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
It is almost as if they have never met teenagers. https://t.co/9GD7KyFImY
It is almost as if they have never met teenagers. https://t.co/9GD7KyFImY
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 21, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
.@Grado is giving away hand-built Brooklyn headphones! https://t.co/foAYMi3fzA
.@Grado is giving away hand-built Brooklyn headphones! https://t.co/foAYMi3fzA
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 21, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
I was going to snark about this but it is a pretty good idea. #EnjoyTroy https://t.co/jMF0L83N95
I was going to snark about this but it is a pretty good idea. #EnjoyTroy https://t.co/jMF0L83N95
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 21, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Welcome, Dr. Harris, to the family. https://t.co/j5dy2SLJP8
Welcome, Dr. Harris, to the family. https://t.co/j5dy2SLJP8
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
You are a bad person. It is not just that your ideas are bad, which they are, but the way you choose to share them. A decided lack of humanity and humility. https://t.co/39LuFVgWcF
You are a bad person. It is not just that your ideas are bad, which they are, but the way you choose to share them.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
A decided lack of humanity and humility. https://t.co/39LuFVgWcF
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
No. This is a bad idea. https://t.co/GxJk1FE1T7
No.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
This is a bad idea. https://t.co/GxJk1FE1T7
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
What is the over/under on wins for the Marlins this season? I will take the under. https://t.co/oJ0Om9vqRn
What is the over/under on wins for the Marlins this season?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
I will take the under. https://t.co/oJ0Om9vqRn
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Apropos given the @NYTimes article about German athletes using beer as a sports drink. https://t.co/rNzGek81GV
Apropos given the @NYTimes article about German athletes using beer as a sports drink. https://t.co/rNzGek81GV
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Oh, #FoxNation. Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you... Brought to you by reverse mortgages. https://t.co/IfBfVUPnM7
Oh, #FoxNation. Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
Brought to you by reverse mortgages. https://t.co/IfBfVUPnM7
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
I can get behind this. Are there really good NA beers available in the Northeast? https://t.co/xNJUg2FPc6
I can get behind this. Are there really good NA beers available in the Northeast? https://t.co/xNJUg2FPc6
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
One would think that Russia is Ukraine’s greatest enemy, not graft and corruption but... https://t.co/DnA43vvmBq
One would think that Russia is Ukraine’s greatest enemy, not graft and corruption but... https://t.co/DnA43vvmBq
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Happy Birthday, @librarypants! https://t.co/q6QQDUfJWh
Happy Birthday, @librarypants! pic.twitter.com/q6QQDUfJWh
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 20, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Monday, February 19, 2018
This is a remarkably bad idea. https://t.co/19nBeaSiim
This is a remarkably bad idea. https://t.co/19nBeaSiim
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Happy Birthday (Observed), @library_shoes. Thanks to @rareformbrewco for a great afternoon. https://t.co/nvYpH74C4M
Happy Birthday (Observed), @library_shoes. Thanks to @rareformbrewco for a great afternoon. pic.twitter.com/nvYpH74C4M
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
George Washington’s Hair & @UnionCollegeNY in the @nytimes https://t.co/lCqQ9e70B0
George Washington’s Hair & @UnionCollegeNY in the @nytimes https://t.co/lCqQ9e70B0
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Hey @hokiebeccaCFS. Phillies Phan. https://t.co/E7YJtRasPE
Hey @hokiebeccaCFS.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
Phillies Phan. https://t.co/E7YJtRasPE
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Happy Presidents Day! Take some time and thank @ChesterArthur for being the man. https://t.co/hmYB3reGIo
Happy Presidents Day! Take some time and thank @ChesterArthur for being the man. pic.twitter.com/hmYB3reGIo
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
Ask people who have the phrase “strict Constitutionalist” in their bio how they feel about “3/5s of all others”.
Ask people who have the phrase “strict Constitutionalist” in their bio how they feel about “3/5s of all others”.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) February 19, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ewabbott
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