Friday, June 29, 2018

Service provider: We offer online scheduling! Website: Please call this particular location during business hours. Me: (calls during business hours) Answering Service: Please leave your name and number or call back during business hours.


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If your Twitter engagement is linking to a Facebook post, you are doing Twitter engagement wrong.


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Thursday, June 28, 2018

Good to see that false equivalency is alive and well on Twitter this morning.


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And when you have to work and you are meeting your kid at the game immediately afterward, you give a damn about what Mets “fans” think... https://t.co/b9KsKBnIeq


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“But in more, realer ways, we lost.” https://t.co/WAIqxSypoi


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And the headline is wrong. The phrase you were looking for is “pinch hit”. https://t.co/hCUIWGped3


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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Monday, June 25, 2018

And it is that type of message that pushes centerist Democrats away from the so-called progressives, but good luck tomorrow anyway. https://t.co/2akCSau7ky


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Maybe relocate these people to a region of the country that is less likely to...spontaneously catch fire. VT is looking for new residents. https://t.co/TofacLr47G


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It is the little things but my raspberries are coming in. I know!


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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Democracy dies in darkness but allow the perpetrators to enjoy bistros, is that right, @washingtonpost? https://t.co/gNoSyoSNnU


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This was supposed to be the sliders. I remember when it was delivered, the woman sitting next to me laughed out loud. Chicago just doesn’t do food well. https://t.co/2wTYbDZar2


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I dislike the ⁦@BuzzFeed⁩ listicles but this one is amazing. Largely because I have experienced something like this. https://t.co/sCkQeenrIx


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Is there a vegetarian equivalent of fish sauce if I get back on that horse? It would be the only thing holding me back. Oh, and the need for a cheat day for wings from @GetRuckedTroy.


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Come on, @Mets, I haven’t even had a chance to turn the game on yet.


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Goo Goo Dolls Sloan The first Lollapalooza https://t.co/a5lnKeJrIo


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