I need to get off Twitter.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Half of my unsent responses to the most banal inanities is a standard, “You’re a dick.”
And then there is the general cruelty. pic.twitter.com/mYKwXzjGla
For @librarypants, after she watches it.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Here are all the endings to Black Mirror’s interactive episode, Bandersnatch. https://t.co/0OHztmJuVo
Huh again.https://t.co/11oUpgkBke
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Huh.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Two charts demolish the notion that immigrants here illegally commit more crime - The Washington Post https://t.co/UORLk6wgqi
I had dreams about #Bandersnatch. https://t.co/WGxrIwD1ey
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
#Bandersnatch from @blackmirror on @netflix is something. The most enjoyable stress headache I have ever received. #TeamStefan
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Free hockey? #GoU @Unionmhockey tied with @GriffsHockey at 2 at Messa. pic.twitter.com/YW9QRpstZ4
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
I am there. https://t.co/fHh52e7zR3
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 29, 2018
Not for nothing but I have been evangelizing for both #TheGoodPlace and #CrazyEx since the beginning for both shows. (Ask @librarypants)
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
Thank you, @constancegrady for validating my choices.
In 2018, TV increasingly asked how to be good https://t.co/TEM4e7gitU via @voxdotcom
#Goalsfor2019
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
Bartender's Choice: 7 Hudson Valley Bartenders Share their Favorite Places to Drink https://t.co/R2Y20mDuhj
This was...looks it up...18 YEARS AGO!
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
ARGH, I am old. https://t.co/cZtfdWXzvR
This is the best thing you will see today. https://t.co/8EdEuDqFAH
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
The story behind the photo, @librarypants.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
Who Are These Dogs Wearing Turtlenecks? https://t.co/ZL6sS3KPn3 via @thecut
You know what I miss about Liberalia? The coffee shops and taco trucks are great, but it is the people that I miss most. https://t.co/bKVbRZd06l
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
I am not wrong to be concerned with the Northern Border.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
Toronto police chief calls 2018 'a year like no other' as fatalities set record - CBC News https://t.co/dM1QVnv4nc
There was a story last night on @wbur about the purchase of a 500 seat ferry to Block Island, double the size of the current one.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
The piece was lead off with...
“They’re going to need a bigger boat.” pic.twitter.com/Xm1MMHs3Z8
I am as concerned with the northern border as I am with the southern border.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 28, 2018
I wish him luck.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Frenchman, 71, Aims to Cross the Atlantic in a Giant Barrel https://t.co/BsiFf4yFTt
People are the worst. https://t.co/Xzevjt8SyX
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Journalists giving pointers on the way to engage on social media. https://t.co/V7ndhtkXHx
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
AirPods. https://t.co/Ti22nLbanu
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
It’s beginning to look a lot like January.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Increases to New York State Minimum Wage and Salary Thresholds About to Go Into Effect | Mintz via @lexology https://t.co/EhX4vHUCSe
I missed this when it was first put up a couple of weeks ago. Thoughts @librarypants? https://t.co/fMXFhhD3Qx
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Was there even a question that this would be my favorite single released this year? Nope.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Childish Gambino - Feels Like Summer (Official Music Video) https://t.co/l6amoHphBf via @YouTube
This is my second runner up for my favorite single of the year. Why? Just something about it makes me happy when it plays in my ears.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
The Internet - Look What U Started (Official Audio) https://t.co/yl0UWwlAIu via @YouTube
Is Rusty Weiss a parody account?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 27, 2018
Odd avatar photo. (Featuring a Get Er Done cap!)
Attack someone with a higher Q factor.
Question the intelligence of the person attacked while proclaiming your own genius.
Dismiss people because of follower numbers.
It is well done.
#ThanosWasRight https://t.co/cAAAVGsmha
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Hey @lukestdnathan:
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Question at the office:
In the Atrium Garage, does the contract with NYS stipulate that it is free parking and such on nights and weekend?
Figured you would know.
This is heart wrenching.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Neither of My Parents Was Exactly Who I Thought They Were https://t.co/8QitkxEgKk via @thecut
You don't want to become Troy either.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Happy New Year! May Your City Never Become San Francisco, New York or Seattle https://t.co/sv0i0RoaHp
This is an amazing journey. I cannot wait to read the book.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Colin O’Brady Completes Antarctica Traverse With Final 32-Hour Push https://t.co/DET1b4zhS5
I could do the no caffeine and no artificial light in the evening thing and be good to go around 5 am.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
New Office Hours Aim for Well Rested, More Productive Workers https://t.co/qa96PV5MdP
"The backbiting was not altogether unexpected — this is Albany, after all."
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
There's no use, Jake, it's Albany.https://t.co/qIOfFiAJmQ
One of the banes of my existence?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
Also, I don’t want to get to know glitter, just like I don’t need multiple profiles of MAGA hate wearing Ohioans at a diner.
They are both bad and impact my life negatively. https://t.co/ARmtDENdxK
Feathers and Fur Fly Over Pterosaur Fossil Finding - The New York Times https://t.co/QzoFca4KvC
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 26, 2018
What other families do the #ChristmasCoconut?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 25, 2018
“What Still Remains” is the perfect Christmas Eve film. Thanks, @netflix!
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 24, 2018
But I was told to expect a #SantaRally.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 24, 2018
Markets Dip in Wake of Mnuchin’s Unexpected ‘Ample Liquidity’ Assurance, via @nytimes https://t.co/MFCWEsfVu6
We need a moat with Canada. #BuildThatMoat
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 24, 2018
It is a good morning when the progressive left is questioning the progressiveness of Booker, Beto, and Harris.
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 24, 2018
This election cycle is going to be so fun.
(Pssst, Bernie is not a Democrat. Pass it on.)
The apologies and justifications for Jefferson never end, do they?
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 23, 2018
If he was so concerned about slavery he could have done something about the people he held in bondage. pic.twitter.com/6lK9mUnhuG
I just thought of this short story and remembered how much I loved it. #APailOfAir https://t.co/qt8GYM0w6s
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 23, 2018
Perfect!
— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) December 23, 2018
‘Very possible’ that government shutdown could last into the new year, says White House budget director Mick Mulvaney - The Washington Post https://t.co/ycMqU52LRy
