Half Formed Thoughts

(All of these deserve their own post, but I do not have the motivation to put them out there as fully formed essays.)

1) The Hunger Games Discussion

2) Old White Guys and Reproductive Rights

3) Food Fascism

4) Zombies, The Upcoming Apocalypse and Sexual Violence

1) The Hunger Games Discussion

TEA and I have been talking about going to see The Hunger Games and I have been insisting that he reads the books before he sees the films. I called up TEA's mom (who is a great mom and an awesome person and while we are having a disagreement, at no point do I want to suggest that she is wrong, rather, we are of differing opinions) and talked with her about this. She was against TEA reading the books last year, while I thought TEA could handle them. Being a year later, I thought that TEA's mother would be more amenable to the film and book. I was wrong. She was concerned because she is understanding that it is "children hunting children" and while there is some of that, there is a lot more to the stories. However, you cannot say that to someone who has not read the books. They just would not understand. Taking a different tact, I asked her if she would be against TEA being assigned "Lord of the Flies" which she said that she would not be. She made some very legitimate arguments about why she did not want her child to see the film or read the book, throwing around the word barbaric, and wondering about the state of mind of anyone who would be interested in this series. So, I am not going to take TEA to see The Hunger Games and I do not suppose that he is going to read the books. It is disappointing that he is not going to be able to take part in this shared cultural event.

2) Old White Guys and Reproductive Rights

I have had a couple of conversations over the past week about reproductive choice and I made the statement that I have no right to an opinion. This is not to say that I do not have an opinion, (Safe, legal, rare.) but that my point does not matter. I am a single (and sterile) man. I am not getting anyone pregnant (nor do I want to...after a certain age, having babies is redacted----------------------------------------------------redacted. Sorry, if that offended you, but it is how I feel.). However, there are a bunch of men (and some women) who are elected to office that believe that their G*d has told them that the rights of a collection of cells outweigh the rights of the person that is acting as their incubator. That is their right. They are elected and the presumption is that they will vote according to their conscience in order to serve those who elected him.

I am an old white guy, I am past my breeding period, and it is none of my business to tell (or to preach) other people what to do with their bodies. Am I wrong for this belief or are those who are elected wrong?

3) Food Fascism

I have opinions about food. I am a huge fan a locavorism and knowing who you are buying your food from. If I ever spent the time working on this, I would talk (at greater length than I have already) about the necessity of an area having great farmers' markets. I have been to places that have Markets that people rave about (links withheld because I do not feel like being any more of a passive aggressive douchebag than I already am) that make me laugh with the paucity of selection. Yes, they are opinions, however, they do have some basis in fact. Food is a matter of choice though and people are entitled to their choices.

Then there are people like Mark Bittman who is actively asking for the government to interfere in our food choices. (For the record, I am so over Bittman and his sometimes peculiar obsessions with certain things. Yes, some people love him...I am not one of those people. If I want to read a pedantic douche write about food, I will read Alton Brown. At this point, I prefer Michael Ruhlman to either of the previous guys.) This strikes me as...less than sane. (Also, this was something that irked me yesterday, and then when Reason (yes, Reason) has something about this...well...fascism...I felt like I was going to burst with rage.)

I do not eat a lot of sugar and I do not eat a lot of processed food but I am not going to ask my government to insert themselves into my pantry and 'fridge. Most of the sauces that I make and love are full of butter and salt and tastier for it and if I were to have it every day, I would be horribly obese (instead of the moderately obese that I am now), but I do not because I have been educated on what is right, proper, and tasty.

Therefore, Bittman's obesity epidemic is not a problem with sugar so much but with education, and that is another topic for another time. However, Bittman is a fascist and his food is (and this is worse than than being called a fascist) largely boring for the bourgeois with little authenticity and less heart.

4) Zombies, The Upcoming Apocalypse and Sexual Violence

Are you over zombies yet? What about apocalypse scenarios? I have been continuing my obsessive consumption with "end of the world" scenarios and every one of them has the "rape gang" and I am wondering why.

Why at the end of the world would a group of men who is struggling to survive a sh*tton of other issues decide to use sexual violence to persecute their war on the survivors? There has to be a reason for this trope to be so common, and if I had the time and inclination, I would investigate it. My hope is that if the end of time did come among us, the rape gangs would be one of the things that the storytellers overestimated in the first place.

New Radiohead! New Radiohead!

There is new Radiohead!
Cut A Hole


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I am a believer that there are two types of people in this world, the smart and attractive Radiohead fans and the people who like Coldplay.

After listening to the two new songs, don't you want to be one of us?

Via Slate

This Aussie is Fabulous!

When I refer to the "scolding left", this is what I am referring to. I mean, it is not like she doesn't have some great ideas (she does have so ideas that I wholeheartedly agree with) but when she conflates macro and micro issues and makes arguments equating wholesale extinction and deforestation in the rain forest with locavorism and grass feed beef in Australia, she causes reasonable people to shake her head. Oh and then there is the shout out to 9/11. That's just awesome. So, should someone counter with the question is the ANZAC forces were vegan, they wouldn't have died en masse at Gallipoli?

Hyperbole and such with generate people talking about you, but will it invite people to listen to what you are trying to say?


Via Gawker

Evi, Siri, and Almost Super Tuesday

1) I like Evi. My iPhone is not Siri capable and I hope that Evi is upgraded to the point where it has almost the same functionality.

Well, there is some of the same functionality...Evi won't marry me either.

2) Speaking of Siri, have you watched this?



There is a lot to love in this parody.

3) Today is Almost Super Tuesday. Michigan is looking to be an awesome Santorum show. I am beginning to feel bad for Mitt Romney. He is trying so hard but every thing he does has unintended consequences and Romney is a better man than that. The Romney who was the Governor of Massachusetts was electable on a national level, but the man he has become is neither electable nationally nor can be present enough "authenticity" with the Guns & God crowd that is cementing itself as the base of the GOP. Then we get to Santorum...every time the Senator opens his mouth something FABULOUS comes out of it. I was talking with a Conservative "Values Voter" Roman Catholic over the weekend, and they were scared of his rhetoric. It is terrifying for the Republic that he is being considered a national frontrunner and that his favorables have now come into the range of the President. Can you imagine President Santorum and how that would change our country?

Regarding Arizona: Yeah, no one cares.

4) Yeah, yeah, yeah...there is a danger of counterfeiting but...there is a Chester A. Arthur $1 coin? I so want one and I am sure that a bunch of Union people will want one too.

Nutshelling a Weekend on Monday Afternoon

1) Union won the Cleary Cup for the second straight season. They go in to the ECAC playoffs as the number one seed and are currently ranked eighth in the country. Read the end of the season wrap-up at USCHO.

2) The Walking Dead was odd last night. Vulture had the right headline for it: Driving in Cars With Maybe Zombies.

3) My dreams were odd last night, largely because of zombies but it was different. The group I was in was being trained to fight them but against our will. In the end, after half the group had died and the compound where we were being trained had been overrun, it was revealed that it was an experiment being caused by hallucinogenic pharmacolgicals and deprivation chambers. It was similar to the Twlight Zone episode "Where Is Everybody?"

4) I invented a new culinary delight. I mention this because I just had the leftovers for lunch. (I am generally anti-leftovers, with the exception of pizza.) It is miso risotto.
It is wonderful. I added wasabi peas to the leftovers for some heat and some crunch.. Sometimes, I amaze myself.

5) Earlier, I was reminded of my working definition of ennui. For those of you who care, ennui is akin to having an ice cream headache on a hot and humid day without the benefit of having ice cream.

6) I am just curious about who are the people behind the movement to stop a McDonald's being built on the corner of 15th and Hoosick St in Troy? I see various groups but who is the leadership and what is their motivation. The publicly stated ones do not make sense (if you spend more than ten seconds thinking about it or you are not a member of the scolding left) and I would love to know what the real reasons are. (Some of them are put forth here.)

7) Removing the fortune cookies from the Lin-Sanity Ben & Jerry's flavor. Shame.

8) I kind of love this picture of myself.



Yes, vanity.