Thursday, March 8, 2018

Florida woman is satirical the same way Alanis was ironic in the ‘90s. https://t.co/yTQ4M1qnTa


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So... SUNY-Ossining? https://t.co/1vp5bbgG3m


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The people snarking about the name recognition of an actress when it comes to a potential challenge to the left flank of Gov. Cuomo could easily look at her Q score or whatever polling is available. But...anecdotes are better.


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Shoveled out. The Shuffle went from “Superman” by Goldfinger to “Redbone” by #ChildishGambino. They work surprisingly well together.


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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Uploads on @Spectrum have been miserable all day but 0.21 mbps up is unbelievable, even for them. https://t.co/1URbsmFHC2


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Introducing Uber Boats... https://t.co/uoNgD23KQ5


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This would be a goodness. https://t.co/5tXvbDpgwn


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Your almost daily reminder that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is remarkably bad at her job. https://t.co/qAuZy5eKRM


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Am I nesting? Jeebus, I need to get out of here. https://t.co/dEfr8xSiCs


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Am I nesting? Jeebus, I need to get out of here.


Tuesday, March 6, 2018

$5 to the reporter who asks for his opinion on “the riddle of steel”. https://t.co/LJy4xDPoqY


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Everything about this is...irritating. https://t.co/jE0IM0yOPj


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Mets fans are the worst. #IAmIncludingMyself https://t.co/SoiBhDqN7q


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Do you hate #TheMedia™️?


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Monday, March 5, 2018

In the late to mid ‘90s, I remember having conversations with friends, colleagues, & professors about the power of the internet. So much I what I wished for has come true. Be careful what you wish for... https://t.co/JLRo2g6KrE


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I won’t eat this but I will make it for @librarypants if she wants it. #BaconJam https://t.co/oUPzXitKtJ


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There are sheep in Yonkers? https://t.co/RwEpiO1uza


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What does #1MSq need? A #Thunderdome. #WeDontNeedAnotherBistro https://t.co/qUlBzKd8AG


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Is Tebow-Time a thing yet? #LGM Also, Todd Zeile in the @SNYtv booth with @WayneRandazzo and Ron has been delightful. It helps that the @Mets have been winning since the first AB.


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But what about the Albany #Gondola? I mean, this will be nice, not as nice as a #Thunderdome at #1MSq in Troy, but Albany needs the gondola. https://t.co/R2OvNjBhRH


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Every day we get closer to living in a @GreatDismal story https://t.co/0Fzzgfkl4g


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This Pileated Woodpecker has been working the tree in the backyard for the better part of an hour. #BirdNerds, do they nest in carveouts or is this a hunt for food? https://t.co/CgvQti2BB8


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This Pileated Woodpecker has been working the tree in the backyard for the better part of an hour. #BirdNerds, do they nest in carveouts or is this a hunt for food?


I need a device that will warm my kettle from all the hot takes on Twitter. Actually = 1°C *Chef’s Kiss* = 3°C Anecdote instead of data = 5°C Harry Potter/Star Wars allusion = 5°C


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Sunday, March 4, 2018

This tweet will not age well. https://t.co/33IC4SwBAD


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Get great BBQ is #19 https://t.co/r97KFt74Gx


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#BadTake, @jerryblevins #LGM https://t.co/W5Zr6gdz7K


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When @jerryblevins offers Schilling level bad takes. https://t.co/tzsfj89nD6


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I have had great #BBQ in Brooklyn, Manhattan, Upstate, D.C., Rhode Island, Kansas City, MO, SW Florida, Seattle, & Chicago. I have had really bad BBQ in a bunch of places too. Haters are going to hate, as the wise one said.


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One should do a podcast educating people regarding the horror of Florida public education. https://t.co/2T6PWuXXG6


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*sigh* https://t.co/JyZoV1fAxx


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The @nytimes asks “when did you see yourself represented on screen?” Lex Luthor in “Superman: The Motion Picture” https://t.co/PVtcfxOAcw


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Nationalism is where the Boomers and the Millennials make common cause. That alone should be chilling. https://t.co/vBUJSlFNmo


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Patrons often have undesirable income streams but sure...they are attempting to soften their legacy (or get into Heaven) by this charitable giving. How many righteous champions of labor educated themselves in Carnegie Libraries? https://t.co/NDzNK6PAqF


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Interesting. https://t.co/QDoV0GyIPO


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“Chubby guys like me” is the way I feel at every race. From 5k to marathon, I look around and I am often the roundest dude there. https://t.co/dcwYmy9wFk


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The amount of “news” coverage given over to an industry awards show is staggering.


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*sigh* https://t.co/YdjHJyp0Y5


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Henry. https://t.co/h1YLB2b4oA


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“Name stealing is not a thing. It does not matter. Please maintain a dignified silence on the subject until the sweet release of death.” https://t.co/nquWp415hT


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