#BernieBro https://t.co/Ro0NjrdJQv

#BernieBro https://t.co/Ro0NjrdJQv

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 21, 2019

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I am at a bar, watching dressage. This is peak 2019.

I am at a bar, watching dressage. This is peak 2019.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 20, 2019

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Just was deliberately splashed by a minivan with a SUNY Albany sticker. When you ask about my super villain origin story...

Just was deliberately splashed by a minivan with a SUNY Albany sticker.

When you ask about my super villain origin story...

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 20, 2019

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Why? Who thought this was a good idea? I mean, perfect for those who celebrate #420 but why? Is that the market for this? #ChickenAndWaffles https://t.co/TSUUN1iSi4

Why? Who thought this was a good idea? I mean, perfect for those who celebrate #420 but why? Is that the market for this? #ChickenAndWaffles pic.twitter.com/TSUUN1iSi4

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 20, 2019

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When I was a kid, the shows were $2 at the door and we didn’t have all these fancy types of music. #Old #GenX #Music #Punk https://t.co/Tjeln5dmwK

When I was a kid, the shows were $2 at the door and we didn’t have all these fancy types of music. #Old #GenX #Music #Punk pic.twitter.com/Tjeln5dmwK

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 20, 2019

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One of my personal prejudices is that I will dismiss the argument you are making for the lack of an Oxford comma.

One of my personal prejudices is that I will dismiss the argument you are making for the lack of an Oxford comma.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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Oh, this hurts, @TheInspiroBot https://t.co/pDgX3X2Vi5

Oh, this hurts, @TheInspiroBot https://t.co/pDgX3X2Vi5

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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I know that a $1 to Swalwell will not fix government. Chips, on the other hand, are delicious. https://t.co/DBhO6LKdec

I know that a $1 to Swalwell will not fix government.

Chips, on the other hand, are delicious. https://t.co/DBhO6LKdec

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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I would also like a travel one, thank you. #ShowerBeer https://t.co/p1rRjwG9ts

I would also like a travel one, thank you. #ShowerBeer https://t.co/p1rRjwG9ts

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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Imagine how great it would be for @Unionmhockey to play in Albany for the first weekend! NCAA announces host sites for 2020, 2021 Division I men’s regionals https://t.co/tIdKEEBAAP via @USCHO

Imagine how great it would be for @Unionmhockey to play in Albany for the first weekend!

NCAA announces host sites for 2020, 2021 Division I men’s regionals https://t.co/tIdKEEBAAP via @USCHO

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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I didn’t realize that sending “Okay.” in a text was a power move/passive aggressive. https://t.co/sucKMezlJT

I didn’t realize that sending “Okay.” in a text was a power move/passive aggressive. pic.twitter.com/sucKMezlJT

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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If I ever film a training montage/heroes preparing for their first time out, I am going to use “Old Engine Oil” by @BudosBand to score it.

If I ever film a training montage/heroes preparing for their first time out, I am going to use “Old Engine Oil” by @BudosBand to score it.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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Fellow robots, she’s on to us. https://t.co/yfoUhkhWI0

Fellow robots, she’s on to us. https://t.co/yfoUhkhWI0

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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Presidential. https://t.co/aam0Swmp0b

Presidential. https://t.co/aam0Swmp0b

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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Invasive species has other problems. https://t.co/ilHmB8uThi via @NYTimes

Invasive species has other problems. https://t.co/ilHmB8uThi via @NYTimes

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 19, 2019

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This made me smile for a number of reasons. A Fan’s Love, Requited at Last: Conan O’Brien Lands Robert Caro https://t.co/qWTvTUIM21

This made me smile for a number of reasons.

A Fan’s Love, Requited at Last: Conan O’Brien Lands Robert Caro https://t.co/qWTvTUIM21

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 18, 2019

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Who did it better? Discuss.

Who did it better? Discuss.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 18, 2019

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Like Biggie rapped about, "Bike racks for my hooligans in Brooklyn." #ParkSlope https://t.co/o18xi6A9E6

Like Biggie rapped about, "Bike racks for my hooligans in Brooklyn." #ParkSlopehttps://t.co/o18xi6A9E6

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 18, 2019

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There is a baby crying on the bus & I am proud of myself for not yelling about the chicken.

There is a baby crying on the bus & I am proud of myself for not yelling about the chicken.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 18, 2019

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The panhandlers in Downtown Troy are really off their game.

The panhandlers in Downtown Troy are really off their game.

— Edward “Ned” Abbott (@ewabbott) April 18, 2019

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