I just need a couple of weeks more

While walking to get something for lunch, I heard something horrible.

Holiday Music.

More specifically...Christmas music.

It was 64 and raining at the time.

Too soon. Too f***ing soon.

The saccharine nature of this holiday sets me on edge and I would prefer that the bulk of us were allowed to get through Thanksgiving (which is a much better holiday) without the minority trying to steal our holiday thunder.

A question for the ages

How many angry squirrels do you think you could take in a fight?

Seven?

Nineteen?

Eight?

One hundred and forty one?

I think that I could take a large number of them if, and only if, I could use squirrels as weapons themselves.

(Think of squirrel nun-chucks)