Dan Brown Snark

Who Is Dan Brown?

By now, we all know his writing, but do we really know Dan Brown? If there’s one thing I’ve learned from him, it’s that an ancient, super-secret, quasi-religious cabal that takes on many shifting identities—much like Brett Favre—is really controlling the world. We must be suspicious of anything that has too much power. Therefore, it’s time to get suspicious about Dan Brown.

Via The New Yorker