Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dear Bartender...

Hi there!

I know we see each other a couple of times a week and we are friendly...

However, if the first thing you say to me as a walk in is "there goes
my lunch", and then after ten minutes on a slow night, you don't get
around to asking if I want a beer...

Well, I am going to leave and go to the Lark Tavern which has cleaner
taps, better beer, and different food.

While we may be friendly, I am a customer. You don't make friends buy
beer.

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