Thursday, November 12, 2009

Oh, Kristi!

Why won't my ex talk to me? (pout) He is unprofessional!

Reasons not to talk with you:

A) You keyed his car.  (Despite your protest, come on, if he has evidence, why would he lie?)
B) You are a journalist (heh) who lives out the banal details of your life online.
C) YOU KEYED HIS CAR!

2 comments:

  1. The use of "banal" is superfluous... it's already assumed by the use of "Kristi".

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  2. This is not to say that I am not completely banal...

    I know that I am, but then again, I do not to purport to be a stylista or a relationship expert...

    An idea to rename her blog...

    "Suck & the City (of Albany)"

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