Forever Lazy

Over the past couple of months, I have been made aware of some of the worst products every made. (I am thinking of you, Pajama Jeans.)

The above product may be the lowest of the low. Now, it is not because these are union suits or pajamas, as I have no problem with either of those...it is that people are being encouraged to wear them outside. And the name! Forever Lazy! Wear them outside and be lazy! Welcome to America!

"Be the talk of your tailgate!"

Yeah, you come out wearing this, you will be the talk of the tailgate. I would mock you. For f***'s sake, TEA would mock you.

"But why?"

Because you will look like an idiot, and this isn't about conforming to some idea of fashion, or mores that are outdated and gender based...this is about not wearing fleece pajamas to a football game.

Or I could be totally wrong on this...

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And there are now 33 days until pitchers and catchers report.