I am old.
I am also prone to stoutness.
That being said, and understood presumably, I have to engage in athletic endeavors every couple of days or I will end up carrying more weight than I am comfortable with. Some days this is weight work, others it is yoga, and as the weather has been getting nicer, I have been jogging again.
But because I am old, and have a history of injuries*, this requires a certain amount readying.
Yesterday, this required supports for both ankles and neoprene wraps on one of my knees and one of my elbows.
I know it is ridiculous, you know it is ridiculous, but what am I going to do?
*Some of them more recent than others. The elbow was from February and last spring, after getting myself in a shape that I was not unhappy with, I learned that my knee was bone on bone at certain places. After a long, and well fed, winter, I realize I can deal with the pain. I say this now, but I reserve the right to whine about it. Others are from high school and college, I have gotten used to those.
I suppose it's a bad idea to ask if you play tennis? I've been looking for a partner. (I have an extra racket).
ReplyDelete(that was kind of an open call for your local readers. Hope you don't mind. Lemme know when your elbow gets better)
ReplyDelete@Stray No worries.
ReplyDeleteI actually have a racket and would be willing to play but I am an awful tennis player. Embarassingly bad, to be honest.
There are no words to describe how bad I am.