Keywords

Even though there have been domain name issues, there was still a lot of keyword traffic is this week...

Here they are...

• Union College "foodie" 
• 2 eggs and rye toast
• bad but delicious food
• "www.hairy chests rule.picasa-albums.com" I have no clue what this means and it was the second most disturbing keyword this week.  The first?  "Dolcett Archives".
• "Sheena Easton" Why?  No clue.

Keywords

Oh, some of these are wonderful, and by wonderful I mean...

WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU THINKING, PEOPLE?

• "does out of order dvd feature justine bateman topless" Sorry, no.  But they are real and they are spectacular.
• "how to make puffy clouds on cake" What?  I have no clue what would lead you to AFM.  Move along.  This blog prefers pie to cake.
• "pictures of torture implement" Why are you coming here? Seriously?  If you want torture, go over to redacted because he is basically unreadable anyway.
• "rem death note cosplay" I am afraid.  I have a friend who recently discovered what Dolcett was (I dare you to look it up if you don't know what it is...just not at work...or near children...or the elderly.) and she had a difficult reaction to it.  I am afraid that I may have the same reaction that she did.
• "questionable content rule 34" HAH!  I supposed this fits the theme. (For those of you who do not know what Rule 34 is...)

This is my 2500th post on AFM.  That is a little amazing.

Keywords

I love some of these keywords.

• "I love you but I love me more"
• There were a bunch of various ones that pointed to the Dinosaur BBQ in Troy in the wake of Irene.
• "top 25 odb songs" There are 25 songs that are listenable by Ol' Dirty?
• Mike Doughty Bald Ummm...okay.
• Facebook Birthday Guilt HAHAHAHAH

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Here are the keywords for this week...

• "north troy" irene, dinosaur bbq flood/irene, irene husdon river mechanicville flooding (Obvious*)
• tag heuer, tag heuer aquaracer, tag heuer aquaracer obama, tag heuer watches (Did Barry get a new watch?)
• slate culture gabfest earthquake (Which is an awesome listen...)
• clifton park rest area (I can only assume that this is because it has become a cruising spot.)
• jfk library can you take pictures with no flash?
  

*Thanks to All Over Albany for calling one of my photos "remarkable"

Keywords

The keywords for this past week...some of them are weird...some of them are made of awesome:

(Retired from the list: Tobias Funke, Hermon Raju, "futile cynicism")

• Cheesecake Machismo/Eggy's (Two of my favorite places to eat really good bad for you food in Albany)
• gut me not that ye be judged
• megyn kelly mistakes
• a number of various combinations for the "Jon Stewart imitation of Rick Perry"
• things to do, albany, ny 9/3 (Yes, there are.  The celebration of the feast of my nativity.)

Oh, and there were a bunch of searches for people's names and such...

Keywords

Another installment of those wacky keywords that are good for making me laugh or making me wonder what you people are thinking...

• "hermon raju" "casey anthony" (No, that was not two separate searches.  That was one.  Equating the two of them seems...unfair.)
• "joe dresnok" (There were a handful of searches about him and I am wondering why.  I wondered if he had passed while I was disconnected but no.)
• "fat hairy chest" (I think I need to make this my default search when I am looking for myself.)
• forbes ranking rpi/forbes 370 rpi (Hee hee)
• And there were a bunch of ones related to craft beer, which makes me happy.   

Keywords

Even though I have taken a bit of a posting hiatus, seeing that I had no real way to post until yesterday afternoon, the weird keywords keep coming...

Here are my favorites:

• "dating an academic" (Yeah, no clue.  My advice...don't do this.  Anything that compels a person to spend years studying a single subject with such intensity is a clear sign of a personality disorder.  In addition, my natural distrust of experts is also a reason to say no to this.)
• "forbes ranking rpi" (Hee hee)
• "futile cynicism?" (Do you really have to ask?)
• "half life cosplay" (OH DEAR GODS! Rule 34.)
• "inflatable arms hair" (Do I even want to know?)

Anyway, thanks for playing along, internet.  These make me chuckle.

Keywords

And the keywords that got people to AFM...and made me giggle a little bit.

We have a new Herman Raju this week and it is...

1) Futile cynicism/(futile cynicism)/what is futile cynicism
2) tobias funke/tobias funke business card/I blue myself Is it me or are there a lot of latent Arrested Development fans out there? (which brought people to this post)

3) being okay with being alone
4) contemplative mountain This one was weird.
5) justin beiber haters only care when you make mistakes

and I should have prepared myself for this one...

"jp & ashley stephanie"

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And my favorite keywords that brought you to AFM this week are...

*drumroll*

• "coast on charm"
• "post secret" tattoo/"post secret" shocking (Really?)
• "gene jarmen" (which takes you to a post about a Deadspin post about Siena playing in the NCAA's and how the fans from Loudonville offended the sensibilities of this Ohio police officer enough that he had to write a scolding letter)
• squirrels with weapons
• who goes to the berkshires (I do.  I love the Berkshires.)

Yes, Hermon Raju made the list too, but...isn't everyone getting sick of her at this point?

Keywords

Here are this weeks mentionable keywords...

• Hermon Raju (Of course she is there...)
• culture gabfest annoying (yes, it is but is is also wonderfully listenable)
• do not mistake futility with fulfillment
• ducklings grate casey anthony (dare I ask about this one???)
• the grand unified theory of bbq (Okay, that is awesome!!!)

Keywords

Woo hoo! Some great ones this week!

• Hermon Raju (and Hermon Raju Apology)
• "I am known by a different name in your world" Aslan Dawn Treader
• "Suzanne Collins" "Political Views"
• "fuck capricorn bitches up their asses!" (which came from a nice visitor in Barrie, Ontario.  I thought Canadians were supposed to be nicer.)
• "no german evil"

Keywords

I love some of this weeks keywords.

(NB: These are not what brings most people here, just what strikes my fancy). Almost all of the search engine traffic that comes here is about (in this order) Facebook commenting, things to do in Albany and people looking for the definition of futility. Hah to the last one!)

• Hermon Raju is still generating traffic.
• "Sky Bully" which is one of my favorite descriptions.  I first heard of the term from Joss Whedon.
• democracy is dead happy holidays (which is from a SNL Skit)
• famous people who have smoked crack
• great moments in drunk history (which is a Will Ferrell skit)
• guilty pleasure summer songs
• "I like my eggs poached"

Keywords

This week has some great search terms that brought people to AFM. Some of them made me laugh, some of them made me smile, and one or two of them made me think that people working for various state agencies need to figure more productive uses of their time.

Here is the list:

• "I for one welcome our robot overlords"
• "sky bully"
• "thatcher street pub" b-ball
• "eggs poached diner"
• "what does search term mean"

I do enjoy all the traffic that is still coming in thanks to Hermon Raju as well as people looking for things to do in Albany and wondering about the great beer walk.

And the keywords that got you here are...

These are my five favorite search terms that brought folks to AFM over the past week...

• "I'm late because my perception of time is different than that of others" (which brought people to this post)
• "Becoming a Mets Fan"
• "eternal life is for suckers"
• "daddy screwing maid"
• "I'm not a crazy person I'm well educated" (which was about Hermon Raju...she generated a little bit of traffic...for everyone.)

Search Terms That Make Me Chuckle

Every once in a while, I like taking a look at the search terms that brought people here to AFM.

These are some of my favorite from the last month:

• "What does it mean to smother your kids?"
• "celebrating the end of love"
• "define shocking but not surprising"
• "gavin newsome sucks"
• "I want jim cramer to protect me"
• "sexy ninja girl"

I love the randomness of these.

For the person who used the first phrase, please...don't.