Randomness

•I was having a great night with the wonderful Ms. Lee until I received a phone call that ways terrifying mostly because without good information, I went to the apocalyptic level.

•If I ever get to the point where bladder control is an issue. Please do everything to hasten my demise.

•I do not know if what John Edwards is accused of is illegal. I understand that what he has done, and how he has lived his life, is immoral.

•Today is a great day for baseball.

•I want there to be a new Bob Ross. "Happy Little Trees" are awesome.

Is this not the most awesome painting ever?

Think about it. Is it a mushroom cloud? Is it a sunset?

Yes, that is black velvet.

How wonderfully awesome.

Of course I purchased it.

There is no excuse...

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And he was going to run for President?

I mean...pizza with a knife and fork is a sin. Especially when you are in New York.

*shakes head*

No one who speaks German can be evil...

When I sent this to a friend, my only question was, "So...you can escape?"

My fear as I start looking for a new place to live, I am going to run into things like this.

"I am a German guy in my thirties with a small but very cozy and warm apartment to share on the Upper East. I sleep on a futon in the living room; you have your own private room with a window going out to the fire escape."

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Cell Phones and Cancer

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Remember Lee Atwater? (Of course you don't. Children.) His death has been largely blamed on cellphone use.

I will admit that I use my phone too much, but up until a year ago, I was good about using my headset. That has fallen by the wayside a bit. But with the most recent announcement, I think I am going to go back to using the headset...it is not that I can forgo the use of a cell phone.

That being said, also on the list of things that may cause cancer: coffee and pickles. Yay.

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