No one who speaks German can be evil...

When I sent this to a friend, my only question was, "So...you can escape?"

My fear as I start looking for a new place to live, I am going to run into things like this.

"I am a German guy in my thirties with a small but very cozy and warm apartment to share on the Upper East. I sleep on a futon in the living room; you have your own private room with a window going out to the fire escape."

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