Seeing that it is Condom Week, I figured that I would come up with an advertisement.
Location: Dining Room of Nice Bistro
A young man and woman stare at each other from across a table. The remains of coffee, dessert, and a bottle of wine litter the table.
The check arrives. The man opens it and looks a little startled.
The woman says, as she reaches into her purse, "You pick up the check and I will handle the tip."
She then proceeds to put two condoms in the man's hand.
End scene.
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