Or You Could Be North Korean

...(U)pon their return from the World Cup, the team was summoned the Working People's Cultural Palace and berated for their performance.

More than 400 people, including athletes, students and apparatchiks watched a sports commentator single out each player in turn, and point out their mistakes. They were forced to criticize their coach, Kim Jong-Hun.

Kim could be in worse trouble. He was accused of "betraying the Young Gen. Kim Jong Un," North Korea's heir apparent. According to rumors, he's been sent to perform forced labor.


Via Deadspin

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