You know you want one.

You can get it here.

Remember, Christmas is coming!

Needing an Ethnographic Eytomologist

As I was walking down the street, I came between two men having a conversation that I was able to overhear. The reason that I was able to over hear this conversation is because they were having it from opposites sides of Madison Avenue.

They were talking about --- and one gentleman said to the other, "No, I haven't seen --- since that n**** merc'd me."

I have no idea what this means.

Now Urban Dictionary provides two definitions, neither of which fit the above statement.

This is and will continue to bother me until I figure it out (or forget it).

Any help would be appreciated.

Well, isn't this Smurfy...

New Series

VODO presents: Pioneer One:

"An object in the sky spreads radiation over North America. Fearing terrorism, U.S. Homeland Security agents are dispatched to investigate and contain the damage. What they discover will have implications for the entire world."

It is wonderful and internet only. I love geekery!

Happy Father's Day!

I have always been one of those people who distrust adults who declare their children to be their best friend. There is something creepy and co-dependent about it. My son and I have been spending a lot of time together recently. Doing fun father/son things and what I have realized is that TEA could easily be my best friend, in addition to being the most important person in my life.

This was much longer, and there was a lot of navel gazing to it. I redacted it all because the important thing is that I am lucky to be a father.

Thank you, TEA, on Father's Day, for allowing me to be your dad.

Edit: See the picture, totally cuter than a cat.