You know you want one. You know you need one. Some of you may need another.
That is why I can offer you my immortal soul.
I am willing to entertain any offer, however, I need to know your reasons.
Are you:
- Cursed by the Roma?
- A Desperate Public Servant?
- Someone who really wanted that anchor job at the affiliate in Little Rock?
- A Sociologist?
- Lead singer in an indie band that surprisingly hit it big?
- Host of a program affiliated with the 700 Club?
- Hedging your bet in case the Rapture comes?
See the advertisement Craigslist
Abbott, you are too much!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was a challenge...
ReplyDeleteAwww, flagged for removal. :(
ReplyDeleteCraigslist is a bunch of commie good for nothings.
And they are responsible for the death of Swayze...
ReplyDeleteHate CL