Rules for Visitors to the Tulipfest

1) Assume it is going to rain.
2) Park in one of the lots downtown and walk to the park.
3) Do not load your child up in an oversized stroller.
4) Do patronize the local businesses. If you need to use a bathroom, but a drink.
5) If you need to use the bathroom, use a portajohn.
6) Do not use the tulips or the trees instead of a restroom.
7) We do not need to hear your wild antics. For most of us who live in the neighborhood, that is a Tuesday.
8) Being drunk and obnoxious is never fun, especially at noon.
9) Cabs and buses are your friend.
10) If you do feel the need to get naked, for God's sake, trim.