1) Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Dude, it's an obscure number. You've never heard of it."
2) Q: Why do indie rock kids suck at karate?
A: They can't get past the white belt.
Thank you, thank you. I will be here all night.
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