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Michele Bachmann’s Problem With Gay People Could Soon Become a Problem for Her -- Daily Intel:

"Referring to the 2003 Massachusetts Supreme Court ruling that legalized marriage equality in that state, she said: 'Something that was meant for evil was used for good,' in that it helped garner George W. Bush's reelection. 'If you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. Personal bondage, personal despair, and personal enslavement,' she added. 'And that's why this is so dangerous.'"

Michelle, I mean, Congressperson Bachmann, or as you are called in the community, Lady Night Flogger, if you are engaging in personal bondage, gay or straight, you have to utilize a safe word and subscribe to protocols that are worked out before hand. It only becomes dangerous when you act stupidly, naively, or without any sense of personal honor. Come to think of it, politics works the same way.