Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Reasons why I am an Idiot

1) Every so often, I will work out to the point where my arms and shoulders shake. They shake badly enough that I have to press my arms against my body in order type this.

2) Trusting automated systems to operating across platforms. I was using an autofill to help with documents. Yesterday, I realized that I was sending out documents (a good number of them applications) that had the wrong phone number. The autofill, for some reason, had conflated two numbers into one that did not exist. Yes, I am awesome.

3) Last week, I mentioned that one of the things of adulthood that I like is being able to wait for food to cool before eating it in order to avoid a third degree burn. Yes, this is an amazing skill that I have developed in regard to pizza. However, after the workout from the first item, I am famished, and waiting for the pizza to cool to levels that will not render me mute with pain, flesh hanging down in a stringy mass from the roof of my mouth, is difficult. I should have eaten before, at least once, embarking on working out.

4) I am not the only person who does this, but...I have invested far too much time in people and relationships that are not great for me at their best, and then I wonder why these people are completely shitty in their actions towards me. Really? Maybe it is because I have allowed them to treat me poorly. I am learning a lesson that my son already knows.

5) Why do I try to interact with cats? They leave me itchy, with swollen eyes, and desperately looking for an antihistamine.

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