Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My Fake Announcement from Robert Gibbs

(I have just read the headlines, not the content. Apparently the White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is stepping down in February. This is how I think his statement is going to go.)

Thanks, everyone.

As you know, I will be stepping down in February.

My reasons for this are many.

After the past two years, I need to take time to be with my family and to rededicate myself to being a father and a husband.

Any questions?

No, I think the President is in a great position and will win the White House in 2012.

Random House.

Hopefully I will have it done by Halloween 2012.

Three and a half million.

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