So, on Saturday, I wrote about/complained about some of the random things that my brother and sister got me for Christmas.
I would like to report on two of them.
First of all, I lost forty IQ points reading "Here's the Situation". I am not kidding. Yes, he has great abs, and I am jealous of them. However, he is so much more worse than the douchebag he portrays himself as on Jersey Shore and my favorite part of the book was telling me how to get a share house on one of those overcrowded mid-Atlantic beaches which is my version of...well...Hell. Most public beaches are. I like quiet and remote and, well...private. Yeah, and between telling me how I should vacation and how I should try to pick up the vacuous bimbos that he enjoys.
I told you that I was dumber because of this.
Which may be the reason that I am sharing this...
The Mangroomer is frakin' AWESOME! It is easy to use, works well, and more to the point, it left back clean and clear in under ten minutes and I was able to do it all by myself.
The Situation will be using this as he gets older. (Who am I kidding? He will go to the salon to have to done.)
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